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Sex is now illegal?

The birds where i live were that ugly the mask would come in handy to cover your eyes .
 
To be fair the passion is gone once the masks and gloves are on

you sure.....

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so would wearing gimp masks make it safer?. would doggy style be the safest maybe reverse cowgirl. could covid spread via bodily fluids. We know spitting is also a criminal offence.
at least the Gov have given the go ahead to gatherings of 6 people in gardens is sex outdoors banned? if not set up a spitroast this weekend
 
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