Fret ye not Crew, I have a tale to tell. [emoji6]..... I can't bear it ....... I loved Milverton best ......
..... I can't bear it ....... I loved Milverton best ......
A Tale of Two Milvertons
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So it was decided that Milverton would be created and he emerged from the workshop, packed it a treasure chest.
He settled in at home for what was hoped to be a happy residency, but all was not good
Some days Milverton wanted to perform at his best, but no matter how much his switch contacts were dismantled and polished like a new pin, he just didn`t want to know.
The culprit, said the Vapesmarter wizard, was the Milverton switch, so lo and behold Alfie sent a new switch, Jon the Vape was happy for a few toots but disaster struck, Milverton was RIP.
Emergency services were called, and Milverton was sent by Alfie Express back to the wood whittler in the forest of pipes to work some magic.
Milverton could not be saved from the mystery illness - Vapesmarter had to put on his Sherlock Holmes hat and smash Milverton into a hundred peices.
The culprit was found - a Chinese 510 evil spirit had sneaked into the forest of pipes, right under Alfie`s nose and settled into Milverton, waiting for the day he could melt his spring and break the circuit !!
Jon the Vape was broken hearted.
But the magic of the Vapesmarter could be worked again, with a nice new 510 and Milverton mark 2 emerged from the Wood Whittler`s Workshop
Alfie could relax, The Vapesmarter was Happy, and Jon The Vape had his lovely Milverton back.
A Tale of Two Milvertons
Hope you are all sitting comfortably
So it was decided that Milverton would be created and he emerged from the workshop, packed it a treasure chest.
He settled in at home for what was hoped to be a happy residency, but all was not good
Some days Milverton wanted to perform at his best, but no matter how much his switch contacts were dismantled and polished like a new pin, he just didn`t want to know.
The culprit, said the Vapesmarter wizard, was the Milverton switch, so lo and behold Alfie sent a new switch, Jon the Vape was happy for a few toots but disaster struck, Milverton was RIP.
Emergency services were called, and Milverton was sent by Alfie Express back to the wood whittler in the forest of pipes to work some magic.
Milverton could not be saved from the mystery illness - Vapesmarter had to put on his Sherlock Holmes hat and smash Milverton into a hundred peices.
The culprit was found - a Chinese 510 evil spirit had sneaked into the forest of pipes, right under Alfie`s nose and settled into Milverton, waiting for the day he could melt his spring and break the circuit !!
Jon the Vape was broken hearted.
But the magic of the Vapesmarter could be worked again, with a nice new 510 and Milverton mark 2 emerged from the Wood Whittler`s Workshop
Alfie could relax, The Vapesmarter was Happy, and Jon The Vape had his lovely Milverton back.