Slightly satirical piece

[brosh]

E-cigarettes: The 5 most annoying things about vaping | Metro News

Short version is, they're making us sound pretty bad. Although personally I've only ever had good responses about the smell, I still don't feel any desire to vape in the office... Would like to think that pub-goers would find it acceptable though, given the quantity of far more poisonous substances they typically consume (I'm not a drinker by any definition, although for probably the first time in the last couple of months, I'm sat here with a glass of red wine).

 

[TruckinVaper]

Haahaaa full of typo's but the best one has to be "No wonder gaping is so popular with hipsters"

Another article full of the usual bull shit spurred on by WHO supporting the Tobacco industry. The good news is the poll at the bottom is currently sitting at 63% in favour of vaping.

 

[Crumps]

Apparently gaping is popular with hipsters...

Edit TruckinVaper beat me to it

 

[schlinky]

It's dripping in 'click-bait' obviously written by some bitter, rejected journo who could never be cool enough to be considered a hipster lol

Hipsters? Really? Guy has some kind of axe to grind, people of all ages and backgrounds vape. He's obviously got some issues

 

[knome]

Article written by:
Dan Wilson for Metro.co.uk "Whovian, Blue Peter Badge winner, barfly, flaneur."

I'll say no more.

 

[cheersm8]

Damn! That chap is pretty pants at finding annoying things! Only Five!?!! WTF!! I could find at least a dozen annoying things about anything, without even trying. Bloody Amateur!

 

[Mawsley]

My nom de plume is Dan Wilson and you can all go fuck off.

I'll have you know that barfly is a noble pastime.

 

[knome]

My nom de plume is Dan Wilson and you can all go fuck off.

I'll have you know that barfly is a noble pastime.

... and a flaneur is a knob's pastime.

 

[knome]

Looks like Mr Wilson is a smoker...

Stoptober and Octsober, don't quit alcohol and cigarettes this month | Metro News

I hereby invite him to flaneur his way to jolly vapedom. He might like it.

 

[brosh]

Article written by:
Dan Wilson for Metro.co.uk "Whovian, Blue Peter Badge winner, barfly, flaneur."

I'll say no more.

I don't think there's much more to say - anything said by a blue peter badge winner must be true... The same way everything on the internet is true... right?... Right...? RIGHT?!?!?!

Damn! That chap is pretty pants at finding annoying things! Only Five!?!! WTF!! I could find at least a dozen annoying things about anything, without even trying. Bloody Amateur!

Here's what really grinds my gears....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q685Ko2DHDs

My nom de plume is Dan Wilson and you can all go fuck off.

I'll have you know that barfly is a noble pastime.

I'm far more in favor of nominating it for a way of life over a noble pastime

... and a flaneur is a knob's pastime.

Hah.

Looks like Mr Wilson is a smoker...

Stoptober and Octsober, don't quit alcohol and cigarettes this month | Metro News

I hereby invite him to flaneur his way to jolly vapedom. He might like it.

Hah!!!