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Tot cheats death after swallowing e-cigarette refill

My son once ate a fire lighter whilst I was lighting the fire, then he drank white spirit full of paint whilst his dad answered the phone (in the same room). I'm a terrible parent and fire lighters and white spirit should be legislated against and fires in houses?!?!

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I apparently once managed to get hold of my Grandads travel sickness medication and was quite happily hallucinating. Can you imagine how tricky it is to make a child ill that has just taken travel sickness tablets? There are far more dangerous products than nicotine, at least it makes you vomit.
 
When I was a toddler, apparently I loved to consume coal, cat litter and various other items left at ground level. My mother was a nurse though so anything I ate that was likely to kill me was soon remedied, they do say there's a "golden hour" for medical emergencies which was more like a few seconds in my case.

This story is both shit parenting and shit reporting so I won't even bother clicking on the link

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When i was a kid at home from childrens home i found my dads stash of fireworks thin i might have been around 6 or 7yrs old anyway i got a banger (didnt know what it was) anyway i lit it held it in my hand and BANG!!! It blew up in my hand i ran home crying and cos i was scared i was in trouble i said a bigger kid done it to me, my father marched me out to find the bigger kid, so i see the biggest kid/ adult i could find(he might have been around 19/20-ish and said it was him dad...my father battered fuck out of this poor bloke for no reason... I think i got away with it but it haunted me for years after :-(


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'Children still putting things in mouth that aren't supposed to go in mouth'

A more accurate, but less exciting headline.
 
Is the wingness of any relevance?

Don't think so, all of the MSM are full of bollocks. Thats why they are slowly dying the death of a thousand cuts.

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Is the wingness of any relevance?

If it had been from a right-wing paper the child would have been described as deprived or underprivileged, the parents as average, the area they live in as 'the working-class suburb of..' and there would have been an interview with the child's parents edited in a way that made them sound both uneducated and incredibly irate, whilst the whole article would have still managed to maintain the theme of anti-ecig
 
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