Now you’ve become my daughter.YOLO [emoji2]
The next step is listening to morose music and not leaving your bedroom for three days (except to accept food in a surly fashion).
Now you’ve become my daughter.YOLO [emoji2]
Now you’ve become my daughter.
The next step is listening to morose music and not leaving your bedroom for three days (except to accept food in a surly fashion).
Aha, you aren’t.Fuck sake pops. Gimme a break huh? [emoji23]
I find it best when out with the daughter to walk behind her dragging my leg while shouting loudly at her in my best elephant man voice. "Mummy I've soiled myself"Aha, you aren’t.
She is more prone to standing outside supermarkets and loudly telling the world that I am a paedophile and need to get away from her.
Oh how we laugh.
"Daddy? Why can't you be more, you know, normal?"I find it best when out with the daughter to walk behind her dragging my leg while shouting loudly at her in my best elephant man voice. "Mummy I've soiled myself"
We have fun.
These are about coping tools we're teaching our kids. They are going to meet plenty.of twats in their life's. I'm preparing them to cope."Daddy? Why can't you be more, you know, normal?"
"Because then you'd have fuck all to discuss in therapy, my dearest."