There's no gun to my head, I don't have a suitcase stuffed with money and the Pope hasn't promised that I will be beatified.
I wrote these words of my own free will and POTV were oblivious to every last syllable.
I did mouth every word as I typed but that is because I are simple.
I'd say that I either bought or received this item with the intention of doing a review but that doesn't fit here, much like Michael Gove and 21st century Britain.
www.vapegeek.co.uk
I wrote these words of my own free will and POTV were oblivious to every last syllable.
I did mouth every word as I typed but that is because I are simple.
I'd say that I either bought or received this item with the intention of doing a review but that doesn't fit here, much like Michael Gove and 21st century Britain.
www.vapegeek.co.uk
Here's a novelty, a vendor review where the person doing the review has received no tangible goods. "How the flipping flip does that work then, Mawsley, you damn fool?!" I can hear you (dear reader) express. Drops of spittle striking off the space bar and adjusting their direction to the screen. It works like this:
When I began vaping I stumbled across this forum and found it to be a wealth of information, in a way far too much information. Like a child thrown into a shark pool I thrashed about wildly trying to track down a better vape, a better mod, a tastier juice. Then I reached a plateau when I found a juice I liked that worked in my Evods sat on top of a Vamo. I remember posing rhetorical questions:
- "surely things can't get better than this?"
- and "Is it really worth spending money on other stuff when this all works so well?"
- and then "Stop looking at my arse with a lustful gaze, ZT !"
Months and months down the road I feel I've been on a journey, but the less said about my trips to stalk AndyC1971 the better. I made the decision to go cheap; I'd been (what I considered at the time) wasting money on stuff that simply didn't work for me. So I started throwing money at China with gay abandon and thought I could take the loss of great customer service as the trade off for having more cash in my pocket and metal on the table. But I couldn't. It's become all too plain that I'm just another one of those whiny tossers moaning about delivery times.
And then Nata posted a thread on here saying how she was going to be stocking a Fogger.
I wanted to try one, I was going to buy one, but those of you with or have had teenage boys (absolutely no Saville references here, no sir) will know what utter twats they can be. As quickly as I hid the cash away from the wife the boy went and did something stupid enough which cost me the Fogger money.
Hoping to buy one today, I looked on the site yesterday expecting it to say OOS...but there were five left. I pounded off a PM which was promptly replied to, nothing was too much trouble for her. Now I wouldn't trust me further than I could throw me, and that is not far at all, but Nata put one by, printed off the mailing sticker and sent out an invoice last night so I could make the payment first thing.
So, honestly? I'm bowled over. On a day that culminated with a tit of a farmer attempting to rearrange the collected features of me and my mutts with his damn Tonka Toy tractor Vape Geek replaced my grimace with a smile this wide.
[I'm holding my arms out wide if you can't see it]
[[No, I wasn't impersonating a plane]]
[[[OK, I did finish it off with a small Spitfire barrel roll onto the bed]]]
She PM'd me this morning to say that she'd already posted it as soon as the payment notification came through. Isn't it wonderful that we have such lovely, helpful vendors? Yes. Yes it damn well is. And while hunting for new juices to try today I suddenly thought to look on the Vape Geek site to see if there was juice there. There is. I bought some. And am I going to buy something like a Kayfun from the Far East? No, I'll be getting my Russian from Nata too.
That's what great customer service gets you, people singing your praises. Buy stuff from Vape Geek or I'll send the farming git round!
