What’s in your Billet Today?

[scrumpox]

Lol....been round the block that wee case.....its character...think patina ...for cloth

You can't fool me with that Antiques Roadshow upsell ... you made it after robbing the sleeve off a tramp's coat. Does it smell of Tennent's Extra and stale chips?

 

[zouzounaki]

Oose.

 

[Rickster]

You can't fool me with that Antiques Roadshow upsell ... you made it after robbing the sleeve off a tramp's coat. Does it smell of Tennent's Extra and stale chips?

So...I have just had a sniff.... fresh Egyptian cotton with virgin flecks of hand rolled pure bum fluff from East Anglia spring to mind

 

[Rickster]

Oose.

Tink

 

[zouzounaki]

Tink

Yer wee holder is covered in oose. Aye need tae sort it oot.

 

[zouzounaki]

Oos? Ouse?

 

[Rickster]

Yer wee holder is covered in oose. Aye need tae sort it oot.

Im no deoosing ma ting man...till you paint yere riot of a table....fkin state of it

 

[scrumpox]

So...I have just had a sniff.... fresh Egyptian cotton with virgin flecks of hand rolled pure bum fluff from East Anglia spring to mind

You don't tuck it into your Calvin Klein's do you?

 

[Rickster]

You don't tuck it into your Calvin Klein's do you?

Swinging free...loose as the oose

 

[scrumpox]

Swinging free...loose as the oose

It redefines the term "wee holder" ... is that you pleased to see me or is the condensation ooooooozing out?