Uk Covid Cases Map

["Misfit"]

I am offended by the title of this thread

 

[Jd_]

I am offended by the title of this thread

With so much to be offended by u pick the title? Freak...lol

 

[ForestMagpie]

With so much to be offended by u pick the title? Freak...lol

He's offended cos it makes him feel dirty, he gets all aroused about independence and then goes and furiously fucks a pillow he's stuck a picture of Nicola Sturgeon's face on.

 

[Jd_]

He's offended cos it makes him feel dirty, he gets all aroused about independence and then goes and furiously fucks a pillow he's stuck a picture of Nicola Sturgeon's face on.

between two couch cushions works so much better

 

[HAZZA1962]

He's offended cos it makes him feel dirty, he gets all aroused about independence and then goes and furiously fucks a pillow he's stuck a picture of Nicola Sturgeon's face on.

 

[ForestMagpie]

between two couch cushions works so much better

A pillow washes more easily though.

 

[ForestMagpie]

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Don't show him that, you'll set him off, he's probably banging his Sturgeon pillow right now.

 

[HAZZA1962]

I don't think it's very accurate, it's showing my area as 1-9 cases, and I know of at least 15 cases in the last week !!!

 

[andipandi]

Don't trust that map, said 0-2 for weeks on end, now it says 7 cases in my local ward, needs to be post code searchable.

 

[HAZZA1962]

Don't show him that, you'll set him off, he's probably banging his Sturgeon pillow right now.

"Slapping the Sturgeon" !!! It could be the birth of a new euphemism !!!