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10 Year Vape Club!

2016 vs 2024..


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I would do some nasty things for another pre TPD bottle of lemon tart..
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Banana for scale..
 
Who is in the club?

Is there a T-Shirt? I want a T-Shirt. 😁

I smoked my last cigarette in January 2015 so I'm nearly a member. I was on thirty a day so that's more than a hundred thousand cigarettes I haven't smoked! If each cigarette takes five minutes off your life then I've already increased my life expectancy by more than a year!

That extra year gets me a choice of:
* about a thousand shags
* a hundred more pictures to paint
* ten thousand extra miles exploring the countryside on my bike
* a world cruise
* ten more parachute jumps
* another hundred laps of Brands Hatch
* fifty more karaoke nights
* 365 more attempts to perfect my KFC recipe

... or some combination of smaller numbers of all those things. 😄
 
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