Is there a T-Shirt? I want a T-Shirt.
I smoked my last cigarette in January 2015 so I'm nearly a member. I was on thirty a day so that's more than
a hundred thousand cigarettes I
haven't smoked! If each cigarette takes five minutes off your life then I've already increased my life expectancy by more than a year!
That extra year gets me a choice of:
* about a thousand shags
* a hundred more pictures to paint
* ten thousand extra miles exploring the countryside on my bike
* a world cruise
* ten more parachute jumps
* another hundred laps of Brands Hatch
* fifty more karaoke nights
* 365 more attempts to perfect my KFC recipe
... or some combination of smaller numbers of all those things.