a "sense of humour"

[MrTeaTime]

Apparently, its something im lacking........i mean....who likes to be woken up by your wife after getting 1 hours sleep the night before, and asked "aqua blue or ocean yonder paint for the bathroom?, im just gonna get some testers from B&Q"

my reply?

"er......can it wait?"

"no, i really want it sorted this weekend"

"really? oh ok, let me just jump in the shower and get dressed, then we can go out and get the testers, oh, and why dont we have a coffee and some tiffen cake at costa, then go to the curtain shop and look at curtains, i know how much you love curtain shops"

"really" Tina replied.....

"no, not really"

"oh, i get it.......thats funny, you used to have a great sense of humour........."



i have quite a bit of healthy sarcasm which often goes to waste in our house....as does irony....so if you want to trade those then pleeeeeeease let me know.....

 

[Miss Pepper]

I only have sarcasm, its not for trade

Suprised she tried this after the toilet incident

 

[Ninjaassasin1983]

Apparently, its something im lacking........i mean....who likes to be woken up by your wife after getting 1 hours sleep the night before, and asked "aqua blue or ocean yonder paint for the bathroom?, im just gonna get some testers from B&Q"

my reply?

"er......can it wait?"

"no, i really want it sorted this weekend"

"really? oh ok, let me just jump in the shower and get dressed, then we can go out and get the testers, oh, and why dont we have a coffee and some tiffen cake at costa, then go to the curtain shop and look at curtains, i know how much you love curtain shops"

"really" Tina replied.....

"no, not really"

"oh, i get it.......thats funny, you used to have a great sense of humour........."



i have quite a bit of healthy sarcasm which often goes to waste in our house....as does irony....so if you want to trade those then pleeeeeeease let me know.....

Quality banter

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[MrTeaTime]

I only have sarcasm, its not for trade

Suprised she tried this after the toilet incident

i put her on "probation" over that incident, but Tina has the mind of a knat, and forgets pretty easy.....

bathroom decorated this weekend? yeah.....thats gonna happen

 

[Mawsley]

stuff

You live my life, I feel your pain.

 

[sparkyjuice]

Announcement on news....Roald Dahl is dead......."oh that's Unexpected " I said...lost forever....

 

[Ninjaassasin1983]

i put her on "probation" over that incident, but Tina has the mind of a knat, and forgets pretty easy.....

bathroom decorated this weekend? yeah.....thats gonna happen

dont these women realise you work hard all week and at weekend you wanna watch footie have a beer or 10 and a nice vape on some captain custard

 

[sparkyjuice]

Currently doing built-in wardrobe plum high gloss doors.......

 

[gji25]

can you not put her in the classified section for trade ?

 

[RicModMaker]

I'm concerned she might come back with a lump hammer instead of paint and remove a supporting wall. Why are you sleeping when this woman is conscious and considering doing diy? Humour is not needed. A hard hat would be preferable! :-)