What's new

Another explosion

It's amazing what can be made from the cleaning products in most people's kitchen. I used to get the police round if so much as a firework went off before November. I'm a lot older and more safety conscience nowadays

I can't say to much but bicarbonate of soda, toilet roll tube and a couple of other bits will create a six foot crater :wink:
 
Bah, thread full of imposters. I was banned from ALL lessons for the last 3yrs of my school existence as I had been drinking bottles of my mum's home brewed wine during lunch, then sat in the lesson poking a metal pen into the mains socket and giggling at the tingling in my hand. The teacher saw me and demanded I go to the headmasters office immediately. I refused so she tried to pull me out the classroom, unfortunately for her she grabbed hold of me whilst I was connected to 240V which caused her to leap across the room. She then said if I wouldn't go to the heads, she would bring him there. I wasn't having that either so picked up my bag and said to her "if you're going to be like that, I'm going home"

Next day, I'd got another science lesson and I'd been in the room earlier during break and added some sulphuric acid to the fish tank on teachers desk. He wore a smoking jacket, and during the lesson explained how sodium is kept in oil to stop it reacting with the air and demonstrated by dropping a piece in the tank, it reacted violently with the acid and sprayed him with sulphuric acid which set his smoking jacket actually smoking.

As a result of these and many other disruptions I caused, I was banished to the school library for the rest of my schooling, so I would read up on various things I found interesting....like how to make a light bulb bomb, or how to destroy the telephone system around a large area by connecting the outside phone lines to the mains(never actually tried it. Unfirtunately!)

Took mole grips to school and twisted the flush pipes on the urinals so that when it auto - flushed, anyone having a piss got soaked.

People told me I'd regret leaving school eventually, I'm still waiting to regret it 30+years later. :P

But, apart from that, being Head of Science was a good job?
 
Back
Top Bottom