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It's amazing what can be made from the cleaning products in most people's kitchen. I used to get the police round if so much as a firework went off before November. I'm a lot older and more safety conscience nowadays
 
Bah, thread full of imposters. I was banned from ALL lessons for the last 3yrs of my school existence as I had been drinking bottles of my mum's home brewed wine during lunch, then sat in the lesson poking a metal pen into the mains socket and giggling at the tingling in my hand. The teacher saw me and demanded I go to the headmasters office immediately. I refused so she tried to pull me out the classroom, unfortunately for her she grabbed hold of me whilst I was connected to 240V which caused her to leap across the room. She then said if I wouldn't go to the heads, she would bring him there. I wasn't having that either so picked up my bag and said to her "if you're going to be like that, I'm going home"

Next day, I'd got another science lesson and I'd been in the room earlier during break and added some sulphuric acid to the fish tank on teachers desk. He wore a smoking jacket, and during the lesson explained how sodium is kept in oil to stop it reacting with the air and demonstrated by dropping a piece in the tank, it reacted violently with the acid and sprayed him with sulphuric acid which set his smoking jacket actually smoking.

As a result of these and many other disruptions I caused, I was banished to the school library for the rest of my schooling, so I would read up on various things I found interesting....like how to make a light bulb bomb, or how to destroy the telephone system around a large area by connecting the outside phone lines to the mains(never actually tried it. Unfirtunately!)

Took mole grips to school and twisted the flush pipes on the urinals so that when it auto - flushed, anyone having a piss got soaked.

People told me I'd regret leaving school eventually, I'm still waiting to regret it 30+years later. :P
 
Well I had it tough. I used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with my tongues. I had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.


;)
 
Ah.. another steamy stick go bang story. Quelle surprise.

These will be seen in the media on a regular basis in the run up to regulation/licensing.

The public need to be fed just the right amount of fear to justify whatever regs 'they' want to apply to vaping devices.

And eliquid too of course.. that will need to be taxed at a higher level than just VAT to discourage excessive consumption and price out under 18s.

Cynical? Moi? Surely not.
 
Ah.. another steamy stick go bang story. Quelle surprise.

These will be seen in the media on a regular basis in the run up to regulation/licensing.

The public need to be fed just the right amount of fear to justify whatever regs 'they' want to apply to vaping devices.

And eliquid too of course.. that will need to be taxed at a higher level than just VAT to discourage excessive consumption and price out under 18s.

Cynical? Moi? Surely not.

You got any of those hats left Steffijade - think you n me have a need. Bunch of buggery going on with this lot methinks
 
Ah.. another steamy stick go bang story. Quelle surprise.

These will be seen in the media on a regular basis in the run up to regulation/licensing.

The public need to be fed just the right amount of fear to justify whatever regs 'they' want to apply to vaping devices.

And eliquid too of course.. that will need to be taxed at a higher level than just VAT to discourage excessive consumption and price out under 18s.

Cynical? Moi? Surely not.
No, not cynical. As just like me, you know these cunts operate. Clear as day the same old pattern is applied.
 
Second rate failures,
I blew up 3 toilets on the top floor with black powder I made in chemistry , flooding the whole of the language block . I also turned the fume cupboard into a second door with I nifty little time delayed explosion. Never did expel me but I wasn't allowed to do chemistry or physics for my remaining school life, it was a shame because I was really good with chemicals

I for one will not be accepting any e juices from this man.. Explosive taste yeh ok haha

Loved the read mate always had a fascination with chemicals and the reactions just wish I knew a whole lot more. Was true what they science can be fun
 
well i had it tough. I used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with my tongues. I had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.


;)
you were lucky! ...
 
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