Coronavirus UK Daily Statistics

[Crewella]

............. just a thought ............ but does anyone remember a while back there was an accusation that some throat and nasal swabs taken from the same patients were being recorded as two separate positive tests .............?

 

[Crewella]

Totals are not totals, figures are not too high or too low, the totals are what we tell you. You aren't allowed to do maths to prove us wrong, how could you know maths when our education system is fucked. Shhh don't mentioned cases or deaths, unless they are low. Stop questioning us, ah we have a get out, UK totals are not UK totals and maths is not maths unless we say so. Just be happy,l, we are opening pubs FFS what more do you want???

Heroin. I don't drink.

 

[ForestMagpie]

............. just a thought ............ but does anyone remember a while back there was an accusation that some throat and nasal swabs taken from the same patients were being recorded as two separate positive tests .............?

Yes I remember that!

 

[ForestMagpie]

Heroin. I don't drink.

Your dealer has permission to open his socially distanced crack and heroin den, what more do you want????

 

[Crewella]

Your dealer has permission to open his socially distanced crack and heroin den, what more do you want????

Home delivery.

 

[Crewella]

Yes I remember that!

I think it must be something like that - simpler version just added to Worldometers:

 

[Leni]

I think it must be something like that - simpler version just added to Worldometers:

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The gist (to me) is that they’ve discovered some people in hospitals (Pillar 1) have had tests before admission (Pillar 2) - so they’ve been counted twice. And the figures are too high and need some... readjustment

 

[ForestMagpie]

Home delivery.

That's been available throughout has it not? If not then your dealer needs to adjust his business model

 

[ForestMagpie]

I think it must be something like that - simpler version just added to Worldometers:

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Ah right, it's all clear now, I'll give you the simplified version:
We don't have a fucking clue what we are doing and those figures look a bit high.

 

[knome]

............. just a thought ............ but does anyone remember a while back there was an accusation that some throat and nasal swabs taken from the same patients were being recorded as two separate positive tests .............?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-...onavirus-tests-have-double-counted-officials/

It's Telegraph so might be paywalled... give it a go...