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Coronavirus UK Daily Statistics

@StrawberryRipple - Worldometers has now updated on UK deaths:

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i’ve been ignoring this for a while. i understand why people might be interested but i started to find the daily death update a bit morbid.

someone was telling me the other day scotland has had no deaths for a week, though. that seems like good news if so.

1 death in 9 days i believe
 
1 death in 9 days i believe

That's nothing mate, here in England over the last week we have had three resurrections.

There have been mixed reactions to this information in the media.
A Mr J Christ said he was heartened by the news, and that with a bit of luck we should see an ever increasing rise in the number of resurrections each week.
However, a Mr B T Devil, said he firmly believed that although Pestilence seemed to be decreasing, he had strong research information indicating that Famine could quickly follow on.
 
Not resurections they are ZOMBIES my advice is head to the Winchester.

The Winchester Club eh.
Always wished I lived near that place since seeing it on the tv series Minder, with George Cole.
I have always thought of myself as a kindred spirit to Arthur Daley. :)
 
Pretty sure The Winchester Pub, not Club, would be better for avoiding zombies.

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