East Mids Nottingham-based love-in

[DakotaMai]

DakotaMai can I get a lime juice in 18mg off you tonight please?

You sure can...10ml or 30ml?


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[Mawsley]

Timmy Mallet has had a thing crop up with Cheggars and can no longer do the piggy back rides.

I'm waiting for Carol Vorderman to get back to me about her bouncy castle but that's not looking good either. She lent it out for a Z Cars reunion party and was disgusted at the state it was returned in...

Joanne Guest offered to do a presentation about how she confused ageing with the development of an undiagnosed mystery illness but I said no. Actually, I told her to fuck off as she's been bothering me with calls for months now. Fucking ex-Page 3 models.

I fear there'll be no entertainment and we'll have nothing to do but drink. If people would like to reconsider coming now that's fine.

 

[Huggett]

My View From a comfy lounge with a roaring log fire, The Rolling Hills and Lake Windermere!!! Your View from the Snug, a Tramp and a Smackhead sharing a Bus Shelter!!!

Can't see the bus shelter from the pub thank you very much


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[Huggett]

Rebuilding not done fuck it ill bring whatever I still have built


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[nikki from mars]

Not done anything. ..just had to have one of my children put to sleep... am going to be there but may not be feeling too sparky

 

[nikki from mars]

DakotaMai 10ml please

 

[Mickfox1]

Not going to make it sorry all

 

[hodge40]

Arrived beer on the go,all good

 

[ax]

Aiming to arrive about 7-7:30-ish. I have new stuff from Vapour Boutique that I've been given for people to try...

 

[fasteddie600]

Here too, beer is good if a lengthy wait! I have taken Residence in the snug no idea where anyone else is?


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