Even the Church is against us now????

[jayh]

Thas the funniest thing i've read in ages.

 

[pabs]

that's some funny shit lol

 

[Purplefowler]

There was me, all lost and confused, thinking it was ciggies that had 4000+ toxins, when all along it was spunk! Doh! I feel such an idiot now! No blow jobs for the OH then
seriously I love these guys (not in a gay way or a carpet munching way, for the ladies!). They preach the word of The Lord and yet are so filled with hate and paranoia. You've got to feel sorry for them!
Oh and don't they realise that peanut butter cups are more American than European. Sinfully good too, I might add!
such a shame that they are a dying breed, but as long as they keep puffing away on their good ole American tobacco I guess they will be happy (until the cancer strikes them down so they can no longer enjoy gods beautiful creation!).
maybe someone should point them over to TW, they'd have a heart attack with their logos!
right I'm going back to shove my devil worshipping gay stick up my arse whilst waiting for the devil to take my soul-he has the best fun anyway!
oh and finally (get it all out of my system now!), snozz dries are cocks? Erm......no! You leave my roald Dahl alone!

 

[EntropicVapes]

You might be gay and/or a cult member! But probably not because of e-cigs

 

[EthelKing]

You might be gay and/or a cult member! But probably not because of e-cigs

Good point, well made!

 

[Sage Mushfiq]

™_™dafaq reached wrong forum

 

[gords1001]

God botherers........when the zombie apocalypse happens, you can be sure I'll take no risks with em....

 

[jayh]

So whats the differance between a cult and religion surely in a roundabout kinda way they are the same thing.

 

[Nasty Boy]

It must be true I can't go into a church without having a panic attack



oh that reminds me has anyone got a spare drip tip I swallowed mine last night in a sex crazed deep throat session.

 

[Roadhoguk]

Fcuk it! I'm usually good at picking up the satirical, this one fooled me! Must be because I watched a thing on nutty baptists, and this fitted the bill very nicely!

So what you are saying is I am neither gay or a cult member? Bollocks! Boring Thursday is back with a vengeance!

Nah its GOT to be satire, hence my funniest thing quote, gotta love a send up.

shit, just remembered I missed TG last Sunday......iPlayer calls