Even the Church is against us now????

[Purplefowler]

I'm quite gutted that these aren't the real deal, they've provided me with lots of amusement for sometime. Now I know I was meant to be amused it isn't so funny

 

[BKKKPewsey]

For those that are in doubt as to whether this is satirical or not have look at the forum exclusions/warnings

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities.

I will let you be the judge

 

[MrTeaTime]

that is as funny as.....

 

[u8myufo]

Satire in one of it`s best forms, somebody needs to send them a Rip video.

 

[Mawsley]

I LOVE Baptists! Quite looking forward to being "a gay", I might get laid once in a while

How about some spooning?

 

[Lord Grim]

As long as there's a slim chance of some forking

 

[anthonyb]

That Mary seems to know her stuff.
"tools of the trade like fists, doorknobs, "the club," and small angry rodents"
Not sure about the rodents though.

 

[Chegs]

I've just had to stop reading as I kept spitting out lung fulls of my vape every few lines..... In hysterics of laughter that it is a possibility that such fuckwits actually exist

Sent by lazer from just north of the world's largest nuclear dustbin

 

[gords1001]

I had a further mooch around the forum. They seem quite serious.......I fear for my intelligence having read some of that crap.

 

[Phantom Diablo]

didnt get beyond the first paragraph when i noticed they quoted P busardo with the taste my juice line and have as yet ventured no further ( wonder if Phil has been informed about hes infamy ( or blasphemy !)
as for it being Satire.. honestly its hard to judge when you see some of those real life loonybin evangislists and the like that are about and have there own TV shows on cable. When you look at some of the cults, religions and whatnot out there in the world makes me glad to be an athiest. and anyway we are all going to hell . and that is a fact.
why is that a fact..simple. becasue more than one religion states there is only one god and one religion and to believe otherwise you will go to hell. so if your a member of another religion or no religion at all you are by the above statement for being a non believer or a believer in another god you have condemned yourself to the fiery pits!
cya there vapers