Even the Church is against us now????

[Phantom Diablo]

btw anyone tried the Penis coil in the last post on that thread?
bet the juice really spits outa that build!

elvis has now left the building

 

[Nasty Boy]

That Mary seems to know her stuff.
"tools of the trade like fists, doorknobs, "the club," and small angry rodents"
Not sure about the rodents though.

Sounds like Mary is a closet pet shop boys fan!

 

[Phantom Diablo]

i have also perused the forum somewhat.
have to say it certainly has one or two posts on it!

this section alone would probably keep you in tears of laughter/amazement/disbelief ( or if you are of the female persuasion reaching for the shotgun !)
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=24

Threads: 84,189, Posts: 970,584, Members: 53,035, Active Members: 703

certainly a lively place for debate lol

 

[LilyRed]

pmsl that HAS to be written by vapers for vapers, it was just a bit too knowing ...

 

[Miss Pepper]

Christ i started reading and gave up after the third line. Too religious for me!

 

[Merino-Teflon]

People, before anyone else asks if it is satire, it is 100% satire, trust me And well done at that.

 

[sparkyjuice]

Fcuk it! I'm usually good at picking up the satirical, this one fooled me! Must be because I watched a thing on nutty baptists, and this fitted the bill very nicely!

So what you are saying is I am neither gay or a cult member? Bollocks! Boring Thursday is back with a vengeance!

Hmmm....THE CULT OF THE GAY VAPISTS.......has a certain ring to it methinks....

 

[EthelKing]

Hmmm....THE CULT OF THE GAY VAPISTS.......has a certain ring to it methinks....

I'm in! And it's got a ring of Culture Club about it too! No, wait. My bad, that was Church of the Poisoned Mind.

 

[Phantom Diablo]

personally i prefer the cult of the flying spaghetti monster!
much more sensible
pastafarians rule

 

[steffijade]

That forum seems suspiciously familiar.

Some of you may remember me recalling the days when I was part of a troll poetry collective and how we then went on to set up a religion based spoof page.

Some of the comment bear the hallmarks of my former partners in 'Crhyme' and I'm half tempted to post an acrostic, extolling the virtues of ramming coke cans down toilet U bends (standing joke back then), just to see if I get a nibble.

Even if it isn't a spoof, the concept that 'god hates e-fags' fills me with the same sense of detached amusement as the Westboro Baptist Church's insane ramblings.