Fasttech delivery stages

[SmokeyJoe]

Hey guys, placed my first order through FT on the 16th, and was just curious about the tracking stages.

It/they sat in the tracking details received part with singpost for a week, and today it says dispatched overseas.

I am very impatient, and have a feeling I still have a while to wait lol

What are the other uldate stages and the normal delivery times that come with them?

 

[Mawsley]

The update stages in full:

1. Wait
2. Continue waiting
3. Wait some more patientiently
4. While waiting add more orders and items to wishlist
5. More waiting
6. Get shipping update and slight blood-flow to sexual organs
7. Wait
8. Begin impatient waiting phase
9. Continuance of Stage.8 but with added waiting
10. Begin wondering about the meaning of life
11. While away some becoming fluent in three foreign languages and the rules of love
12. Added waiting here
13. Answer door to postman but it is to sign for someone else's post
14. Shipping update now says despatched to your country
15. Listen to A Day's Wait by Altered Images
16. Pause for reflection
17. Wait
18. Take photographs of the changing of the seasons for a collage
19. Give collage to a dear friend for Xmas
20. Resent unthoughtful gift you received from that friend for Xmas
21. Continue waiting
22. Make abusive post on FT forum while drunk and open a ticket
<insert 15 day wait here>
23. Wait
24. Receive reply to ticket asking you to wait seven weeks more
25. This bit requires a bit of waiting
26. Celebrate birthday
27. Waiting required
28. Notification of order landing at Heathrow
29. Wait four days
30. Continue for another four days
31. Discover all orders were held in Singapore on the FT forum
32. Begin the wait for refund
33. Go on fortnight's summer holiday to Serbia
34. Return home after 17hr flight delay
35. Pass a few days waiting
36. Pop to the shop for five minutes and return to find a red card to say you've missed your postman
37. Wait for posty to return package to the Post Office
38. Wait for Post Office to be open at a time you can get to it
39. Wait patiently in a queue behind an old woman who is ostensibly collecting a parcel but in reality is using this sole opportunity during the week to have human interaction by talking to the man behind the collection counter. And talking. And talking. And talking.
40. Receive parcel
41. Feel elation
42. Open
43. Discover missing/broken parts and begin the returns process

 

[SmokeyJoe]

Hahaha that was a funny read..

 

[Mawsley]

Hahaha that was a funny read..

Now keep that chipper mindset up for the next six weeks

 

[SmokeyJoe]

6 weeks??? Nooooooo!! I am already impatient after a week and a half lol

Surely it cannot be more than a week and a bit if it has left china (and as I understand it the tracking is a few days behind?)

 

[Mawsley]

6 weeks??? Nooooooo!! I am already impatient after a week and a half lol

Surely it cannot be more than a week and a bit if it has left china (and as I understand it the tracking is a few days behind?)

Don't call me Shirley.

 

[ebayhomepc]

Just received my ithaka that was sent the 19th of this month from fasttech sent via China registered

 

[SmokeyJoe]

Was that dispatch date or order date? Thar was fast!

 

[KulrMeStoopid]

Ive moved this down to the Vendor News and Discussion to live and die with all the other amazing Fast Tech threads.

 

[Colonelboom]

Choose > See 10 day delivery time > Order > Pay > Wait > Grow Beard > Shave Beard as it is a warmer season > Ask on forum > Wait > Perhaps it has arrived (if not restart process at grow beard stage 1)