Having sex could spread coronavirus as it’s found in sperm of recovered patients

[Mawsley]

Ladies, this is fake news. Feel free to shower in my ejaculate as much now as you did before the lockdown.

 

[tootingyoda]

Fuck, me too. Was 25 when I saw the quack for the snip. Wouldn't recommend it. Shit I've had too much to drink hahaha

I think I was 26, and after fathering 6 kids (in wedlock) I thought it best to shut that barn door. Felt fine the first week, then 2 weeks walking like John Wayne [emoji33]

 

["Misfit"]

I think I was 26, and after fathering 6 kids (in wedlock) I thought it best to shut that barn door. Felt fine the first week, then 2 weeks walking like John Wayne [emoji33]

After 4 kids, no pain whatsoever for me, went in hospital prepared complete with jockstrap
got home never felt no pain so chucked the jockstrap.
Mind you i was afraid to knock one out for a while. lol

 

[tootingyoda]

After 4 kids, no pain whatsoever for me, went in hospital prepared complete with jockstrap
got home never felt no pain so chucked the jockstrap.
Mind you i was afraid to knock one out for a while. lol

Aye, I really enjoyed collecting my first sample, even tried to fill the little bottle to the brim (failed) [emoji16]

 

["Misfit"]

Aye, I really enjoyed collecting my first sample, even tried to fill the little bottle to the brim (failed) [emoji16]

PMSL

 

[Banjostring]

After 4 kids, no pain whatsoever for me, went in hospital prepared complete with jockstrap
got home never felt no pain so chucked the jockstrap.
Mind you i was afraid to knock one out for a while. lol

I had very little pain with mine, the worst thing I remember about the process was the smell of burning when they cauterized the tube.

 

[LordOdin]

Would never of dreamed of having that done, doesn't matter now cos i aint getting any

 

[andipandi]

Had the snip at age 30, in 1993, after fathering 5 children (from my first marriage). Mine was done at a consultants house, in his lounge, on a massive table. Apparently it was a regular thing, the bloke used to get patients referred via a charitable trust, there were no vasectomy's available locally at that time, via the usual NHS channels.

 

[tootingyoda]

All this talk of vasectomies is giving me flashbacks [emoji33] Mine was just before Christmas in our district hospital, where I was laid on a trolley, in a queue along with a couple of other guys for nearly an hour. Was finally wheeled in where the main man and 3 female nurses stood. First thing I thought was "I hope I don't get a stiffy". Then the surgeon seemed to be having a spasm as he was confronted with my full brillo pad. I thought I only had to shave my plums, but apparently the lot should have come off. I remember getting 2 initial injections, which fekin hurt a lot. Then the butcher commenced while I was having a lovely conversation with a nurse, and he made his first incision, FUCKING HELL it hurt. Felt like a wrecking ball had decided to invade my nads, mainly due to the anesthetic not taking full effect, so more injections (more pain). I reckon the spiteful cunt did it on purpose, just cos I let the grass grow a bit, oh and I never got a stiffy.

As an aside, about a week after I got my letter confirming I was a Jaffa, I came home from work one evening to a locked house in total darkness. Finally caught a glimpse through the letterbox of the ex sat on the stairs, as I was trying to remove the front door. Long story short, after giving her 6 kids she classed me as redundant. Oh how I laughed [emoji57]

 

["Misfit"]

Felt like a wrecking ball had decided to invade my nads [emoji57]