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Having sex could spread coronavirus as it’s found in sperm of recovered patients

I went a bit wild and became a lot less discerning after the divorce. My Dad used to say I would fuck a frog if I could a) stop it hopping b) get in step with it. Not my proudest years, living in bedsit land, working as many hours as I could, drinking a fair bit, yet still have no money thanks to the ex ball and chain, plus being called Uncle Martin on so many occasions got tiresome. 2 paternity cases were taken out against me during those years, both slappers with kids, both seemingly nice initially, both bunny boilers as it turned out. I let the cases run a while, until the serious legal shit started turning up, then the Jaffa letter was played, though I had to produce a specimen in one of the cases, which made a right mess on the lawyers desk :2thumbsup:

On reflection, rumpy pumpy has caused me a lot of grief, so maybe dry rations ain't so bad after all eh? :hmm:

I think I've shared enough for now :20:
 
What about contraception? Of course, I understand that mini-pills help here. But if you use a condom, the virus can't be spread. Also, I wonder how long a recovered patient's sperm is contagious.
 
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What about contraception? Of course, I understand that mini-pills or implant birth control can't help here. But if you use a condom, the virus can't be spread. Also, I wonder how long a recovered patient's sperm is contagious.
I think you might need to use a shower curtain and three bin bags though .............. :D
 
Maybe the sperm could have built up a tolerance.
Then the sprog could be Covid resistant.
 
Well, this conversation has given me a wild ride of uncontrollable laughter and horrible sympathy pain in places I'd rather it wasn't. So, thanks for sharing guys.
 
Back to the original topic, doesnt surprise me at all. It would surprise me if it wasnt. And even if it wasnt, good luck having sex with someone from 6 ft away.

I just would have liked to see the look on the guys faces when the doctor came and asked to jerk em off for a sample
 
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