tootingyoda
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I went a bit wild and became a lot less discerning after the divorce. My Dad used to say I would fuck a frog if I could a) stop it hopping b) get in step with it. Not my proudest years, living in bedsit land, working as many hours as I could, drinking a fair bit, yet still have no money thanks to the ex ball and chain, plus being called Uncle Martin on so many occasions got tiresome. 2 paternity cases were taken out against me during those years, both slappers with kids, both seemingly nice initially, both bunny boilers as it turned out. I let the cases run a while, until the serious legal shit started turning up, then the Jaffa letter was played, though I had to produce a specimen in one of the cases, which made a right mess on the lawyers desk
On reflection, rumpy pumpy has caused me a lot of grief, so maybe dry rations ain't so bad after all eh?
I think I've shared enough for now
On reflection, rumpy pumpy has caused me a lot of grief, so maybe dry rations ain't so bad after all eh?
I think I've shared enough for now