Having sex could spread coronavirus as it’s found in sperm of recovered patients

[DeeDee aka (Pod Queen)]

I have no words..........

 

[Miss Pepper]

There is one positive thing coming out of this situation, being open and freely talking about certain aspects of life

 

[Crewella]

There is one positive thing coming out of this situation, being open and freely talking about certain aspects of life

............... even if you do read it with your legs crossed in empathy.

 

[DeeDee aka (Pod Queen)]

............... even if you do read it with your legs crossed in empathy.

Haha yep. That was me too lol

 

[andipandi]

All this talk of vasectomies is giving me flashbacks [emoji33] Mine was just before Christmas in our district hospital, where I was laid on a trolley, in a queue along with a couple of other guys for nearly an hour. Was finally wheeled in where the main man and 3 female nurses stood. First thing I thought was "I hope I don't get a stiffy". Then the surgeon seemed to be having a spasm as he was confronted with my full brillo pad. I thought I only had to shave my plums, but apparently the lot should have come off. I remember getting 2 initial injections, which fekin hurt a lot. Then the butcher commenced while I was having a lovely conversation with a nurse, and he made his first incision, FUCKING HELL it hurt. Felt like a wrecking ball had decided to invade my nads, mainly due to the anesthetic not taking full effect, so more injections (more pain). I reckon the spiteful cunt did it on purpose, just cos I let the grass grow a bit, oh and I never got a stiffy.

As an aside, about a week after I got my letter confirming I was a Jaffa, I came home from work one evening to a locked house in total darkness. Finally caught a glimpse through the letterbox of the ex sat on the stairs, as I was trying to remove the front door. Long story short, after giving her 6 kids she classed me as redundant. Oh how I laughed [emoji57]

I was told by the bloke who done mine I was lucky, his story about "being done" at the hospital was similar to your experience. He especially mentioned that i would be an object of fascination, or rather my nut cluster would be, surrounded by trainee nurses and doctors, mostly female, like about 8 of them.

I never felt any pain at all, the only thing I was concerned about was the initial anaesthetic injections, I thought one's actual testicles would be injected. The only thing I got wrong was the next day, I went for a walk and ended up with my left nut the size of a tennis ball, or bigger. Plus my missus wanting a shag because she wanted one more baby (she always wanted just one more baby, I think she would've reached double figures, her mum had 9 Children), she thought there might be something left in the tubes, sod that.

 

[DeeDee aka (Pod Queen)]

I was told by the bloke who done mine I was lucky, his story about "being done" at the hospital was similar to your experience. He especially mentioned that i would be an object of fascination, or rather my nut cluster would be, surrounded by trainee nurses and doctors, mostly female, like about 8 of them.

I never felt any pain at all, the only thing I was concerned about was the initial anaesthetic injections, I thought one's actual testicles would be injected. The only thing I got wrong was the next day, I went for a walk and ended up with my left nut the size of a tennis ball, or bigger. Plus my missus wanting a shag because she wanted one more baby (she always wanted just one more baby, I think she would've reached double figures, her mum had 9 Children), she thought there might be something left in the tubes, sod that.

Wow

Haha you do make me laugh.

The size of a tennis ball? Shit that must have been uncomfortable mate!

Curious......do u find the sex dropped after? As in were u still as gaggy and did your mrs still want it as u could no longer have children?
I ask as i had a couple of friends had similar situations. If thats to personal just ignore the message lol. Im not being nosey promise x

 

[andipandi]

Wow

Haha you do make me laugh.

The size of a tennis ball? Shit that must have been uncomfortable mate!

Curious......do u find the sex dropped after? As in were u still as gaggy and did your mrs still want it as u could no longer have children?
I ask as i had a couple of friends had similar situations. If thats to personal just ignore the message lol. Im not being nosey promise x

Yes, I had to walk back up the hill, still refused to get on a bus!

Curious......do u find the sex dropped after? As in were u still as gaggy and did your mrs still want it as u could no longer have children?

I ask as i had a couple of friends had similar situations. If thats to personal just ignore the message lol. Im not being nosey promise x

Nope there was probably more tbh, what with being free from all manner of contraception, we'd tried the lot over the years. I had a mate who'd had the snip some years before, he was a builder and would always tell the female customers he'd been done, they were like I think he achieved a high strike rate, it wasn't really my thing, to be like that.

Curious......do u find the sex dropped after? As in were u still as gaggy and did your mrs still want it as u could no longer have children?

Yes she did, although she always complained that a man wasn't a man, if he didn't have lead in his pencil, as I alluded to, she seemed to want a 1000 children, ffs. I'm surprised she ever co-signed the form off, took me a few weeks to get her to do it, our doctor told me he thought it would be mission impossible.

 

[Richard Winter]

Would never of dreamed of having that done, doesn't matter now cos i aint getting any

Welcome to the club lol

 

[DeeDee aka (Pod Queen)]

Yes, I had to walk back up the hill, still refused to get on a bus!



Nope there was probably more tbh, what with being free from all manner of contraception, we'd tried the lot over the years. I had a mate who'd had the snip some years before, he was a builder and would always tell the female customers he'd been done, they were like I think he achieved a high strike rate, it wasn't really my thing, to be like that.




Yes she did, although she always complained that a man wasn't a man, if he didn't have lead in his pencil, as I alluded to, she seemed to want a 1000 children, ffs. I'm surprised she ever co-signed the form off, took me a few weeks to get her to do it, our doctor told me he thought it would be mission impossible.

Hahaha bless u

Thanks for replying. Pleased u r still getting it! Hahaha.
Yeah i k ow many women over the years that dont agree with the snip tbh, i think its much better compared to the alternative for women to have a hysterectomy or something. Good on u!

We dont have children, we gave up about 3 years ago. Sick of trying, we didnt want to go down the ivf route and hospitals etc....just wasnt meant to be i suppose. We have 2 nephews and 2 nieces and for that im grateful. They are 6, 15 &13, 16. 2 on each side my bro and OH sister.

They are very jealous when i can have an afternoon nap or lay in but ive always been a hands on auntie, well and the nutty one too!

 

[BigBadBubbage]

I had the snip about 6 years ago. Mine definitely wasn't pain free. When it was done there was about 8 people in there, I thought nah I'm not gonna show how embarrassed i am, I'll just flop it all straight out. As soon as he came towards me with that needle my cock when into full retreat mode. I mean it turned into a fucking button mushroom. If the scalpel and injections weren't so painful I would have pissed myself laughing. I didn't know a cock get so small haha. At least I probably gave them all something to chuckle about down the pub. And the whole thing hurt like a bastard. The pain didn't let up for weeks. I was eating codeine like skittles for about a month. 6 years on and I still get the occasional debilitating pang of agony from my left nut upto my stomach. I'm the only person from all the people I've known over the years who had it to suffer from PVP (post vasectomy pain). Lucky fucking me. As for the less sex after, fuck no. I been with my misses for 10 years now and were still at it like coked up teenagers