I heard injecting disinfectant prevents Covid 19

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[Badboybez]

I hate that fucking advert on TV that says "always pod safely"
What the hell does that mean, don't stick it up your arse, or something.

Also they show shirts, and stuff covered in mud, becoming magically clean.
Well, if they were going to do something that involved getting covered in shit, why did they wear white, bunch of bloody nutters if you ask me.

 

[OzoreXS]

LoLed but what the heck is THAT!?

 

[Crewella]

LoLed but what the heck is THAT!?

It is, apparently (and most appropriately), a Flannel Moth Caterpillar.

 

[Badboybez]

It is, apparently (and most appropriately), a Flannel Moth Caterpillar.

Wash your mouth out now you've said that.

 

[Crewella]

............ this just gets better ..............

Several different caterpillar species look like escapees from Trump's noggin, and nearly all of them have urticating hairs. "Urticating" is a fancy way of saying highly irritating. (The jokes write themselves here, don't they?)

Asp Caterpillars (Megalopyge opercularis) have a variety of nicknames: southern flannel moth, puss caterpillar, and the tree asp. They are considered the most highly venomous caterpillars in North America. The "hairs" of these caterpillars can break off and cause itching, but also hide an unpleasant surprise: sharp spines. The spines are connected to venom gland cells, and function like little hypodermic needles. The pain from injected venom is said to be intense, and lasts at least 12 hours.
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[DeeDee aka (Pod Queen)]

I hate that fucking advert on TV that says "always pod safely"
What the hell does that mean, don't stick it up your arse, or something.

Also they show shirts, and stuff covered in mud, becoming magically clean.
Well, if they were going to do something that involved getting covered in shit, why did they wear white, bunch of bloody nutters if you ask me.

So true mate lol

 

[Badboybez]

The pain from injected venom is said to be intense, and lasts at least 12 hours.

Sounds a bit like going to the supermarket nowadays.