I think this woman makes right good sense. She's quite marvellous and just what we need in these trying times of national crisis, what with the credit crunch and the blitz and all. She'd have won the Boer War single-handed and is just the right size to fill a bomb-crater in perfectly. I'd give her Spanish Flu and send her to the trenches. With her help Gallipoli would have been over in a day. She's the one for me. What's she called? That's her, yes... can open jamjars with her eyelids. Napoleon would have stayed on Elba if she'd have been president. I'd vote for her, though I also voted for Y2K and look where that got us. If only all women were like her.