Im just here for a VT Bo...oh wait

[Deleted member 54254]

@Tazz Beamed back up, this Planet sucked...

 

[Jackymax]

Babycakes dave might have got lost when the thread was moved

Sounds like a prison guy to me lol

 

[vapesmarter]

Daves gone

I feel kinda let down at least he was honest

Still if I post on arsebook saying we need more rounded none crazy members perhaps we will get a few

Err hmmm Perhaps not

 

[VapegunRay]

He's probably throwing a babyrage and punching holes in drywall :O

All mods must avoid him on the Bank Holiday especially if they see him on a Honda Superdream
They'll be gettin chucked at the walls down the seafront

 

[Leni]

Don't forget possible lesbian

The lesbo action was a long time ago. I now worship at the alter of Cock. Well, at the moment. I have been referred to by friends as a 'catflap'

There are plenty of pics and vids to be found on that here

 

[Cotswold Vapour]

I've just read through your elegantly worded introduction and must say I'm impressed. However, you should stop being quite so modest. I look forward to Hollywood discovering your incredible story and turning it into a huge blockbuster. I think 'The Hoverboard Hero' would be a great title, for the record.

Welcome to the Planet @Babycakes

 

[Vapen00b47]

The lesbo action was a long time ago. I now worship at the alter of Cock. Well, at the moment. I have been referred to by friends as a 'catflap'

There are plenty of pics and vids to be found on that here

yeah thats were i find all my vape porn.

 

[Babycakes]

You're all fucking amateurs. What did I say in the OP? Vapers are the most useless bunch of all the bunches that have ever gathered around for a group wank, or pardon me, online community aka forum. I seriously reccomend you all urgently watch Dr. House, the whole series and Sherlock Holmes (the series, with that dude that has Crumble or Cucumbersnatch or something for a name), and work on your skills of deduction as well as profiling. Because I cant believe you faggots think im a woman. Show me a woman that knows electronics without setting her hair on fire with the soldering iron, rides a hoverboard that she picked up from the street to disassemble to bits and fix then ride without falling on her tits even once and has something different than a mildly boring opinion on everything (which is like lukewarm piss when you want an ice cold beer...or coke). And I will walk to the end of the world on my knees, drink from puddles and kill lost pets to roast over my daily campfire to get to her and marry her. But she has to be hot, otherwise I wont move from my chair. No cooking skills needed.
As for to see if Im here, I think member profile shows last login. Other planets do. If this one doesnt well, it ought to. Geniuses. I had a page open on my browser but no time to write because I was busy making money.
Regarding the roasting bit...bitches, I'll only say this once: my clients vary from celebs and prostitutes (its the same thing really so lets just say celeb slags) to ex inmates and priests (i prefer dealing with ex inmates tbh). I make them all pay for my services, even when sometimes theyre reluctant as fuck since they feel entitled to free work as theyre offered lots of other free shit everyday. You realise sometimes youre only going to see your money if your work is flawless (must have zero reasons for nitpicking), and you can talk the talk. Think Jimmy from Better Call Saul. It will take quite a bit of effort to roast a guy like that.
I shouldve been in the film industry, yes, been told that not once or twice but repeatedly over the years.
Finally, thanks everone for your warm welcomes. I'd say more but got stuff to do.
Bellyman the fuck you keep coming back like 4 or 5 times to spout the same shit you did the 1st time? No one cares cunt. I dont care either but its like that loud shitty dogs that outbark you when you try to talk so you kick him under the bed and throw a rubber spider in there a minute later just to find out he got scared and pissed and shit himself out of fear under there.

 

[SirLugg]

You're all fucking amateurs. What did I say in the OP? Vapers are the most useless bunch of all the bunches that have ever gathered around for a group wank, or pardon me, online community aka forum. I seriously reccomend you all urgently watch Dr. House, the whole series and Sherlock Holmes (the series, with that dude that has Crumble or Cucumbersnatch or something for a name), and work on your skills of deduction as well as profiling. Because I cant believe you faggots think im a woman. Show me a woman that knows electronics without setting her hair on fire with the soldering iron, rides a hoverboard that she picked up from the street to disassemble to bits and fix then ride without falling on her tits even once and has something different than a mildly boring opinion on everything (which is like lukewarm piss when you want an ice cold beer...or coke). And I will walk to the end of the world on my knees, drink from puddles and kill lost pets to roast over my daily campfire to get to her and marry her. But she has to be hot, otherwise I wont move from my chair. No cooking skills needed.
As for to see if Im here, I think member profile shows last login. Other planets do. If this one doesnt well, it ought to. Geniuses. I had a page open on my browser but no time to write because I was busy making money.
Regarding the roasting bit...bitches, I'll only say this once: my clients vary from celebs and prostitutes (its the same thing really so lets just say celeb slags) to ex inmates and priests (i prefer dealing with ex inmates tbh). I make them all pay for my services, even when sometimes theyre reluctant as fuck since they feel entitled to free work as theyre offered lots of other free shit everyday. You realise sometimes youre only going to see your money if your work is flawless (must have zero reasons for nitpicking), and you can talk the talk. Think Jimmy from Better Call Saul. It will take quite a bit of effort to roast a guy like that.
I shouldve been in the film industry, yes, been told that not once or twice but repeatedly over the years.
Finally, thanks everone for your warm welcomes. I'd say more but got stuff to do.
Bellyman the fuck you keep coming back like 4 or 5 times to spout the same shit you did the 1st time? No one cares cunt. I dont care either but its like that loud shitty dogs that outbark you when you try to talk so you kick him under the bed and throw a rubber spider in there a minute later just to find out he got scared and pissed and shit himself out of fear under there.

Hi Dave [emoji2]

 

[rew]

Welcome back