Lockdown V3

[SirLugg]

Ok, so the scientists might know it's 12% and they are keeping it a secret for some reason.....

I'll let you discuss that one.

I don’t know anything mate. I’m literally having an out loud conversation with my imaginary alter ego at this point. [emoji41]

 

[HAZZA1962]

I don’t know anything mate. I’m literally having an out loud conversation with my imaginary alter ego at this point. [emoji41]

Oh no, is Doris the Earth Mother back ?

 

[SirLugg]

Oh no, is Doris the Earth Mother back ?

No, she moved in with Satan’s younger brother, Donald J. This is Gimli. A short, stout fellow who keeps donkey punching me in the plonker. Magnificent beard.

 

[HAZZA1962]

No, she moved in with Satan’s younger brother, Donald J. This is Gimli. A short, stout fellow who keeps donkey punching me in the plonker. Magnificent beard.

Sounds like Mawsley !!!

 

[Mawsley]

...although I’d argue that @Mawsley is very, very perverted, but that may just be when he is looking at pictures of genetically modified cacti.

I taught this lad everything he knows

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/man-22-admits-having-sex-4870877

 

[Mawsley]

Pretty sure that counts as exercise

 

[Mawsley]

Thank fuck football stadia are empty - City aren't going to live that one down in a hurry

 

[Simon G]

ex-friend?

 

[knome]

I taught this lad everything he knows

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/man-22-admits-having-sex-4870877

View attachment 236560

"It looked as though the person committing the act was also holding the phone"

Was he ordering some oats from JustEat?

 

[Mawsley]

I mean - it's happened before.

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/man-caught-sex-horse-hinckley-884177

"A man was caught sneaking into a stable block to have sex with a horse called Ruby, who he treated as his girlfriend. The woman who owned the horse had become suspicious of George Smith.

One evening she sneaked into her stable block and found the 48-year-old, who had his own horses, standing on a wooden crate having sex with the mare."