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Oh great, now we're terrorists.

Happened a few years ago on the m6. At least the police were good about it this time, that time they brought in a fully armed squad and separated everyone for hours.
 
I got pulled by the police one night for Vaping in the car, he tried telling me I was on the phone! He could see the screen lit up and everything!
Took some persuading him that it was just the screen on my mod. He then tried giving me a warning that I was driving without due care and attention!
 
An old fuddy duddy "pick the bones out of everything" chap like me had a few minutes of fantastic fun picking the bones out of this ridiculous story.
bomb on the bus? Hmm, lets just stop and let everyone stand around the bus because, obviously, an explosive device would never cause any damage beyond the confines of the bus interior would it?
Brave Policemen! Suspicious device on a bus, don't bother about any safety malarkey, lets just dive in, no protection and search the bus.
Pigs were flying over the motorway at the same time of this alleged incident. Utter Bollox.
 
I got pulled by the police one night for Vaping in the car, he tried telling me I was on the phone! He could see the screen lit up and everything!
Took some persuading him that it was just the screen on my mod. He then tried giving me a warning that I was driving without due care and attention!

'Without due care and/or attention' covers a multitude of sins. :)
Getting your knee down on a bike comes with options, depending on what mood Mr PC Plod is in that day.
Dangerous driving
Reckless driving
Careless driving
Without due care and attention
And finally, this ones a proper fuckin doozy
Driving with an incomplete view to the front !
That one still makes me laugh :D it can also be used for hoisting the front wheel. :)
 
'Without due care and/or attention' covers a multitude of sins. :)
Getting your knee down on a bike comes with options, depending on what mood Mr PC Plod is in that day.
Dangerous driving
Reckless driving
Careless driving
Without due care and attention
And finally, this ones a proper fuckin doozy
Driving with an incomplete view to the front !
That one still makes me laugh :D it can also be used for hoisting the front wheel. :)
You stop for police on your bike?If your not in another county by time he finds 2nd gear you deserve the bollocking you get :16:
 
You stop for police on your bike?If your not in another county by time he finds 2nd gear you deserve the bollocking you get :16:

All NI plod where armed, in the 80s-90s failing to stop could end up with you tryin to outrun a 9, or 7.62mm round ! lol The high number of unmarked cars didn't help. :D
 
take a couple
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of these on bus they will all shit themselves
 
All NI plod where armed, in the 80s-90s failing to stop could end up with you tryin to outrun a 9, or 7.62mm round ! lol The high number of unmarked cars didn't help. :D
Ah good point enough ways to do oneself a mischief on a bike without adding bullets to the mix lol.
 
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