if anyone laughs at me i hit them with my vtr. ain't no more laughing...
I'm not reading the article but, can I be in the half that doesn't die.
Living forever sounds quite appealing.
Yes you can live for eternity - Just go to Milton Keynes for a day...
Giving someone a smack with a VTR, is not advisable.
Remember that your fingers might well be between it and them.