Parents and Corona lockdown

["Misfit"]

How about some fun while they learn

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[Mawsley]

Get them mass producing something that you can sell on eBay and keep all of the profit from. Strip them of their basic sense of humanity and fine them if they spend too long in the toilet.

That’s how you prepare a child for adulthood.

*Maybe try shooting at them too. If you don’t have a gun, hit them with a bottle.

Certainly didn’t do me any harm.

 

[knitsabit]

Is anyone doing Chemistry Lessons with their kids?
ie learning them how to make ejuice.

I think there's potential to involve maths here. For instance if I add 10mls of 18mg nicotine-containing liquid to 50mls flavour -containing liquid, what do I get?

 

[Mawsley]

I think there's potential to involve maths here. For instance if I add 10mls of 18mg nicotine-containing liquid to 50mls flavour -containing liquid, what do I get?

Juice all over the table?

 

[eyeball kid]

Juice all over the table?

I thought that was the answer to question ten.
what happens when daddy drunk watches pornhub.

 

[Mawsley]

 

[Miss Pepper]

live virtual tours on Fridays: https://www.chesterzoo.org/virtual-zoo/

In case anyone wants to 'visit' the zoo on a Friday.

 

[BULLDOG1964]

Thanks @Miss Pepper i will tell my step daughter about this my grand children will love this thanks again.

 

[Mawsley]

Teaching tip: As it's now summer term, I found a combination of pretending to have eaten a dodgy prawn curry, been attacked by wild dogs, and to make full use of a bank of videos, the ideal way to get through to summer holidays.

Also, pretend little Bobby is unteachable and disrupts your class, and send him/her/it to another classroom. Kicking out the dregs always improves the atmosphere - more so if you only have one child.