Pubs close again after punters test positive for COVID-19

[andipandi]

Vape Escape Bar as well, bit of a ding dong on their FB page, people are accusing them of not self isolating, as they have already reopened (after a deep clean), staff / owners are saying they have tested negative and have had no contact with the infected person and were socially distanced.

 

[Leni]

Oh look, a clusterfuck. Who’d have thought it?

 

["Misfit"]

Oh look, a clusterfuck. Who’d have thought it?

The collective term is a clusterfuck of covidiots

 

[Toastie]

They are basically diverting everyone to 111

The last time I spoke to them, they said it was important I saw someone that day, so naturally they gave me an appointment like two days later aha.

 

[BigCloud]

The collective term is a clusterfuck of covidiots

and that about sums it up

 

[Vapaneezer Scrooge]

1 Metre + worked well then

We fucked up at the beginning so we may as well fuck up the easing of restrictions - I'll drink to that.

Bored earlier so some photoshop pub humour
(some jokes I stole, others I revised)

 

[Badboybez]

Doctors are too important and quite clever to the point they'd roast the uk gov if jo public infected a dentists or doctors surgery.
Whats a pub going to do.

Doctors surgeries have been infected with the virus in the early days when it was just called corona virus rather than covid 19.

In my town there are two NHS doctors, I am registered at one, and go there for most things. The other is on the other end of the town centre, and some of my appointments are held there, mainly physiotherapy, and podiatry.
In early March (if you remember) doctors surgeries would only make appointments over the phone, you could not just go down, and book one, and you would only be given one at the surgery if it was judged urgent enough.
At that time my regular podiatrist appointment was due, I had a telephone message giving me a date, and time. The day before I recieved another call from the surgery telling me not to go to the main entrance, but to knock on the rear door of the building for my appointment, on the morning of the appointment I had another call telling me that the appointment was cancelled as the surgery was shut for the next week due to a patient the day before was confirmed to have the virus.
So it has happened.

 

[Badboybez]

what makes more money ?

Probably the doctors, they will have been on full pay throughout.

 

[Badboybez]

The good thing about up here (Scotland ) is Nicola knows this and is onto them, n waits a while....she gets slated by the gov and the press and @Badboybez for not following them blindly into the abyss....but she knows a thing or two about a thing or two.

Would that be the same Nicola that opened the pubs in Scotland a couple of day later...........
Did that extra two days kill of the virus in her mind................

 

[Rickster]

Would that be the same Nicola that opened the pubs in Scotland a couple of day later...........
Did that extra two days kill of the virus in her mind................

beer gardens, outdoors only.... as you very well know....indoors not until the 15th