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http://newsthump.com/2014/04/04/giving-up-smoking-to-be-banned-in-public-places/

e-cigarette ban

People who are often exposed to smokers looking to quit have welcomed the new rules.


Non-smoker Simon Williams told us, “Thank God for that. Is there anything more anti-social than a reformed smoker?”


“How dare they try to better themselves in front of me.”


“I’m glad we’re banning people trying to quit from public places, but could we not go a little further?”


“Personally I’d like to discriminate against them in the workplace, as you can’t put them in any job that’s customer facing – it’s just too risky.”
 
A bit of humour is really welcome at the moment after all the anti-vaping news this week :thankssign:
 
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