Some advice on Vape bullshitting...

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When Bullshitting a group of attractive young secretaries about how "Top of the line" and "Best there is" your Clone Vision spinner and Nautilus Mini is...

Make sure there isn't some Fat git behind you Leering and making wanker gestures whilst waving a Red Vapourflask and a Heron filled with Red Astaire...

Poor bastard couldn't understand why they weren't more impressed with his gear...

I trust that you checked that there was no-one behind you, doing basically the same thing, yeah?