vapesmarter
Mod Maker
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- Jun 12, 2016
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The low hum of machinery, Dermott lounged on the canvas bed distant footsteps can be heard.
A wrap of a gold signet ring on the steel door
“mission commencing in 10 minutes sir”
Dermott looks up
“what unit are you from son”
“Airborne sir 2nd of the 9th” he stands to attention
“We are doing a draw for a mod son”
“yes sir, MOD sir served alongside them sir, British sir”
“Soldier have you ever jumped out of a plane and landed on your head”
a pause
”Many times sir”
“Carry on soldier carry on”
“sir”
“Live from the bunker complex below Digbeth bus station the one and only Dermott o Turdbucket Lockdown giveaway”
lights shine the stage being empty the sound echoed, remote cameras hovered and a huge screen filled the stage Dermott appears in full nato gear his teeth shine his boots shine he shined
“Welcome ladies and Gentlemen”
“Let's light them up”
fake applause filled the room the screen behind lights up with the faces of the contestants
“Names Please”
faces fill the screen some are caught off guard scratching and picking various bits of their body a Mexican wave starts then falls flat as one contested has a coughing fit.
“and there they are” Dermott leans into the viewing camera
“Lockdown stay indoors, protect your mods, shoot all callers” he smiles at the camera
the screen zooms into various people, in the corner the camera lingers, siting there is @daz_app he is wearing a large pink cowboy hat and boots... leather boots and …..nothing else. He's eating crisps
“welcome Daz” Dermott smiles as Daz goes full screen he swigs out of a can of Stella wife beater
“howdy” Daz replies
“ok then lets cut this down the 3 people in the final are
are
in no particular order
@oORobOo
@Leeren666
@Frogprince
the screen flashes to 4 faces Daz app spits his beer out as he appears in the bottom corner of the screen
the 3 contestants look stunned then the realization hits them @Frogprince is hopping all over the settee
“ok the 3 finalists are here plus @daz_app of course”
the cameras go wild the music swells smoke appears across the stage
The winner of the Vapesmarter Lockdown Is
is
is
right after these messages
who can it be.... who can it be... back in 10 mins
A wrap of a gold signet ring on the steel door
“mission commencing in 10 minutes sir”
Dermott looks up
“what unit are you from son”
“Airborne sir 2nd of the 9th” he stands to attention
“We are doing a draw for a mod son”
“yes sir, MOD sir served alongside them sir, British sir”
“Soldier have you ever jumped out of a plane and landed on your head”
a pause
”Many times sir”
“Carry on soldier carry on”
“sir”
“Live from the bunker complex below Digbeth bus station the one and only Dermott o Turdbucket Lockdown giveaway”
lights shine the stage being empty the sound echoed, remote cameras hovered and a huge screen filled the stage Dermott appears in full nato gear his teeth shine his boots shine he shined
“Welcome ladies and Gentlemen”
“Let's light them up”
fake applause filled the room the screen behind lights up with the faces of the contestants
“Names Please”
- @abujeee
- @bergkamp
- @ninjazx6
- @BigBadBubbage
- @Social Misfit
- @Frogprince
- @Tazd
- @Jon The Vape
- @rew
- @lene
- @Chris K
- @WaitFor1t88
- @John R
- @shale84
- @BigCloud
- @Banjostring
- @doggystyle
- @Rickster
- @BULLDOG1964
- @oORobOo
- @gary68
- @mammo
- @wraith
- @Mitz
- @red5
- @RuiG
- @Arawn1975!
- (twat section)
- @nwhornet *
- @mattyk2010 *
- @iqon *
- @Vaporz1
- @speedfreek67
- @RAPTOREX
- @tony68
- @Jaffacakes
- @Leeren666
- @JohnnyAce
- @Major Hazzard
- @MiscoDatt
- @rj267
- @Muttydog
- @Gitchy
- @MHL
- @Cozy
- @paulw
- @JoeMac
- @Hooch
- @cheltenham cat
- @Nucleus
- @adm
- @Martin Dadley
- @bear72
- @LordOdin
- @MrDJ
- @daz_app
- @ForestMagpie
- @ronnie.pearson
faces fill the screen some are caught off guard scratching and picking various bits of their body a Mexican wave starts then falls flat as one contested has a coughing fit.
“and there they are” Dermott leans into the viewing camera
“Lockdown stay indoors, protect your mods, shoot all callers” he smiles at the camera
the screen zooms into various people, in the corner the camera lingers, siting there is @daz_app he is wearing a large pink cowboy hat and boots... leather boots and …..nothing else. He's eating crisps
“welcome Daz” Dermott smiles as Daz goes full screen he swigs out of a can of Stella wife beater
“howdy” Daz replies
“ok then lets cut this down the 3 people in the final are
are
in no particular order
@oORobOo
@Leeren666
@Frogprince
the screen flashes to 4 faces Daz app spits his beer out as he appears in the bottom corner of the screen
the 3 contestants look stunned then the realization hits them @Frogprince is hopping all over the settee
“ok the 3 finalists are here plus @daz_app of course”
the cameras go wild the music swells smoke appears across the stage
The winner of the Vapesmarter Lockdown Is
is
is
right after these messages
who can it be.... who can it be... back in 10 mins
