A secluded location
“couldn't we have something better than a b and q shed”
the producer sat on a stool the collection of monitors blinked around him, the shed rattled on the monitor's crews were calling in the assistant sat next to him looking over he replied
“yeah well its all we could get there is a war on”
“Jesus” the producer shook his head
“sound crew calling in” “stage lights calling in”
“hows it looking out there” the producer looks at the cameras, cars were parking the show was going to be "social distancing in your own car show” the stage had huge led panels the cars lined up one at a time
“ok check the FM broadcast” the assistant turns the dial to the channel flashing on the led panels
"Humber, Thames. Southeast veering southwest 4 or 5, occasionally 6 later. Thundery showers. Moderate or good, occasionally poor."
“what the bloody hell is that for god sake” the producer starts throwing the things about the assistant desperately types into the console computor
@daz_app is having a good day sitting back he pushes the button on the dash he hums along with the tune outside the tinkle of the chime can be heard Daz leans forward and turns the radio on
“
Dover, Wight, Portland, Plymouth, four or five, increasing six soon, rain or slight drizzle, good.”
he sighs to himself pushing the chime button again
“Sir we have a problem” a young runner bursts through the shed door the door falls off the shed he looks at it momentarily
“Jesus what now”
“look out the window” the producer looks out over the hundreds of cars he can see a van 'Mr whippy' is on the side
“Why have we got an ice cream van with a huge penis on the roof”
“its called a dong sir”
“what”
“a dong it kind of wobbles when it moves, dong like.... look”
“run the show”
tonight ladies and gentlemen form the Digbeth car park we present the vapesmarter giveaway
the car horns go wild a mask-wearing streaker appears and runs between them the security in hot pursuit
and here is your host Dermott O Turd-bucket
the car horns go wild wipers fly across screens
"Thankyou thankyou lets ROOOOOOOLLLLLLL with the show"
lights dazzle smoke fills the stage in the middle Dermot appears on a podium his teeth shine, he shines, the cars shine
“Light em up”
spotlights pick out a collection of cars in the audience these are the contestants
- @ForestMagpie
2. @Major Hazzard
3. @BULLDOG1964
4. @shale84
5. @JoeMac
6. @Arawn1975!
7. @Amnesiac
8. @Gitchy
9. @ChrisS
10. @DL04LRL
11. @oORobOo
12. @BigBadBubbage
13. @gary68
14. @*pacman20*
15. @WaitFor1t88
16. @Peeej
17. @Jonty
18. @Frogprince
19. @Mutley1
20. @Social Misfit
21. @Vaporz1
22. @Leeren666
23. @tony68
24. @BigCloud
25. @Jon The Vape
26. @ninjazx6
27. @Badboybez
28. @cheltenham cat
29. @quincey43
30. @HAZZA1962
31. @Banjostring
32. @Sam Andrews
33. @bergkamp
34. @Lord Grim
35. @ronnie.pearson
36. @g fog
37. @leftism
38. @tootingyoda
39. @Kenneth
40. @MrDJ
41. @LordOdin
42. @Chris poynton
43. @OzoreXS
44. @John R
45. @vdub85
46. @Astral
"lets cut these down straight away the 3 finalists for the car park mod giveaway are
are
are
@Social Misfit
@oORobOo
@Kenneth"
three spotlights light up the finalist one of the cars is a nice Nissan Micra in royal blue
Dermott looks into the video camera his teeth shine
“and now this is what your playing for.......roll VT”
the video plays on the screens behind him
the car horns go wild the wipers and washer erupt roofs are banged masked streakers run riot
“And the winner of the car park giveaway is”
lights spin, music thunders smoke billows across the stage
“Right after these messages”
