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I’m going to put this on hold I’m afraid for personal reasons in the family sorry

it will happen just give me a little time

Absolutely no need to apologise mate, family must always be the number one priority in life. I hope everything is going to be okay for you and yours, take care.
 
the sound of a masonry breaker and barking

"hello er...... stu can you hear me" Dermott

Dermott turns to the blond beautiful lady lying on the lounger next to him

"sounds like Stu is having a bad a day"

"There is never a bad a day on the saucy sue darling" the girl smiles at Dermot and relaxes....... the sun beats down

more drilling, barking and croaking

"Whoever it is, there better be a good excuse for phoning or they can fuck right off" me

"Stu you ok Chum" Dermot

"I'm stressed we have builders in, the house is covered with soot, Liz is screaming, Alfie is barking and terry keeps trying to shoot our landlady, dads still ill, I'm skint blah blah blah" me

"hope this isn't an awkward moment" Dermott

"I've had better days.....' Liz for fucks sake get that gun off that crazy toad will you' yes Dermott what do you want" me

"er giveaway for the fans" Dermott

"shit yes well... I put a hammer through the first I'm doing the next but I haven't got a name" me

"you only need one name" Dermott

'sigh' "go on then" me

"Dermott"

"great, Brillant, wonderful.....fine" me

"Saturday" Dermott

"Yes...... Saturday........ fuck my life" me

'click'

Dermott looks at the phone and raises his glass 'Saturday darling" he says to the young lady they chuckle...... the waves lap the yacht..... the sun beats down
 
the sound of a masonry breaker and barking

"hello er...... stu can you hear me" Dermott

Dermott turns to the blond beautiful lady lying on the lounger next to him

"sounds like Stu is having a bad a day"

"There is never a bad a day on the saucy sue darling" the girl smiles at Dermot and relaxes....... the sun beats down

more drilling, barking and croaking

"Whoever it is, there better be a good excuse for phoning or they can fuck right off" me

"Stu you ok Chum" Dermot

"I'm stressed we have builders in, the house is covered with soot, Liz is screaming, Alfie is barking and terry keeps trying to shoot our landlady, dads still ill, I'm skint blah blah blah" me

"hope this isn't an awkward moment" Dermott

"I've had better days.....' Liz for fucks sake get that gun off that crazy toad will you' yes Dermott what do you want" me

"er giveaway for the fans" Dermott

"shit yes well... I put a hammer through the first I'm doing the next but I haven't got a name" me

"you only need one name" Dermott

'sigh' "go on then" me

"Dermott"

"great, Brillant, wonderful.....fine" me

"Saturday" Dermott

"Yes...... Saturday........ fuck my life" me

'click'

Dermott looks at the phone and raises his glass 'Saturday darling" he says to the young lady they chuckle...... the waves lap the yacht..... the sun beats down

love your mad convos make me chuckle mate :lol1: hope your dad gets better soon :)2
 
Good to see you back on form Stu. I hope everything's going ok for you, Liz, Alfie, Terry and the rest.
 
The do say genius is only one step away from
Insanity! Nice to see you back Stu but that’s a very fine line you’re walking there.
 
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The build ups to Stu's giveaways are funnier than some of the arguments on here [emoji23][emoji23]
 
Hope everything's calming down again Stu.

Would love the chance at this one, thanks. :)

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