daz_app
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@vapesmarter take care man, family always has to come first.
I’m going to put this on hold I’m afraid for personal reasons in the family sorry
it will happen just give me a little time
the sound of a masonry breaker and barking
"hello er...... stu can you hear me" Dermott
Dermott turns to the blond beautiful lady lying on the lounger next to him
"sounds like Stu is having a bad a day"
"There is never a bad a day on the saucy sue darling" the girl smiles at Dermot and relaxes....... the sun beats down
more drilling, barking and croaking
"Whoever it is, there better be a good excuse for phoning or they can fuck right off" me
"Stu you ok Chum" Dermot
"I'm stressed we have builders in, the house is covered with soot, Liz is screaming, Alfie is barking and terry keeps trying to shoot our landlady, dads still ill, I'm skint blah blah blah" me
"hope this isn't an awkward moment" Dermott
"I've had better days.....' Liz for fucks sake get that gun off that crazy toad will you' yes Dermott what do you want" me
"er giveaway for the fans" Dermott
"shit yes well... I put a hammer through the first I'm doing the next but I haven't got a name" me
"you only need one name" Dermott
'sigh' "go on then" me
"Dermott"
"great, Brillant, wonderful.....fine" me
"Saturday" Dermott
"Yes...... Saturday........ fuck my life" me
'click'
Dermott looks at the phone and raises his glass 'Saturday darling" he says to the young lady they chuckle...... the waves lap the yacht..... the sun beats down