A helicopter hovers overhead a huge searchlight shines on the crowd below, news camera crews stand about cameras pointing
monitors are transfixed on the scene in newsrooms everywhere....
“We have reports of a major incident we are going there live to mandy our reporter at the scene....mandy what can you tell us”
the tv crew light up the reporters face, the helicopter is deafening in the background Elvis is belting out another hit
As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto
And his mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto
“Hello can you hear me.. er.... yes well the news here is Terry is holed up, the prime minister has instructed the SAS to deploy... you can here a negotiator in the background the scene is hectic here” mandy
a man with a megaphone is trying to talk terry down
“Terry release the hostages everything will be ok”
“croak”
“Terry we understand what your going through,,,, put down the gun”
“CROAK”
the negotiator turns to his companion “how the fuck can I talk to a toad this isn't in the handbook”
the tv crews zoom back in on mandy
“I'm here with the SAS, tell me the situation lieutenant”
a man in a balaclava stands to one side
“well Terry is one of us all you have to do is stick Taken on a DVD, he will hop over and watch it, I cant see what the problem is another fuck I can see miss, me and the lads are here watching Elvis he's good inst he”
“er..... back to the studio”
Dermott runs on stage the light shine from the helicopter is above him
“weeeellllllcome” the runner up in 3rd place of the 2020 Xmas competition is
@Mawsley
lights spin smoke billows across the stage
“the runner up winning sue Perkins lovely mod “Pegasus” is”
@Chris K
and the winner of the 2020 Xmas mod giveaway is
is
is
is
@Arawn1975!
Fireworks erupt sue Perkins bows, Dermott bows
@Arawn1975! Drops to his knees with a thud.
Dermott looks straight into the camera.... fireworks DVDs bullets rip into the sky
"That's right folks we have 3 winners congratulations to all
and remember.... love vapesmarters mods then like them....."
the crowd joins in
“
buy one.....thank you and goodnight”
well well well thank you all for the support in 2020 let's hope 2021 is less shit
