Snowflakes drift down two figures huddle outside an exit sign vaping quietly
“Jesus what happened to your nose”
“I walked into a door..... a lot..... how does it look”
“not good what happened”
he dabbed a tissue to the bleeding nose
“I asked vapesmarter if he won the potv vender of the year 2020”
“bad idea”
“I know but..... Terry has gone missing have you seen the news”
he opened the screen on his phone
"Boris Johnson to hold cobra meeting over an escaped armed toad..... " the headline screamed
“oh fuck better keep a low profile”
CROAK.......
meanwhile at the entrance to the event
“They must have started the fireworks there are lots of bangs going off” a young lady talks to her partner
distant gunfire could be heard
“next”
“sign”
a nurse held out a clipboard
“what is it?” the lady asked
“covid jab”
“Are there any side effects” young lady
“read them” nurse
“rash, fever, loss of limb, may cause blindness, a stutter, impotence, death....sounds lovely will it hurt”
“just a small prick, roll up your sleeve” nurse
“fucking hell that's sharp”
“told you so.....next”
Tonight from the covid friendly Digbeth bus depot we present with Dermott and guests the late 2020 Xmas vapesmarter giveaway.....
the crowd goes wild lights flash a heavy beat thumps on the stage a spotlight appears
please welcome Colin from Dudley the 1986 winner of the Elvis of the year
I'll have a blue Christmas without you
I'll be so blue just thinking about you
Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree
Won't be the same dear, if you're not here with me
Elvis walks on in full las-vegas gear singing with a guitar.... the lights shine.....his suit glittered
Dermott runs on stage
“Yes..... welcome let's hear some noise for Elvis er I mean Colin”
the crowd goes wild
“3 prises shit loads of stuff don't you wish you voted....” Dermott smiles
the crowd screams, lights spin smoke drifts
“Here are the contestants”
@MHL
@BULLDOG1964
@Gitchy
@Squidgy
@MetalVape90
@Chris K
@Mutley1
@gary68
@ChrisS
@Amnesiac
@Astral
@MrDJ
@Cozy
@Jonty
@Frogprince
@BigBadBubbage
@BigCloud
@Vaporz1
@Arawn1975!
@ObiWanVaponi
@ninjazx6
@brightonvaper
@Muttydog
@ADDicT
@smplmind
@Sam Andrews
@oORobOo
@cheltenham cat
@WaitFor1t88
@ForestMagpie
@shale84
@Lucas James 27
@ronnie.pearson
@andi52
@Major Hazzard
@bergkamp
@rew
@LordOdin
@Banjostring
@MTLMike
@onion
@DL04LRL
@rj267
@Badboybez
@TomCon
@g fog
@crustyfolker
@Leeren666
@Mawsley
49 people troop on the stage most are happy
@rew sits on
@Mawsley 's shoulder he has a new hat on the contestants look at him wishing they had a hat also.
“lets cut to the chase and bring on our judges” Dermott shouts
@daz_app and sue Perkins (aka
@DeeDee aka (Pod Queen) ) holding envelopes Daz pinches dee dees bum quietly, she looks at him a smiles then a left hook hits him straight across the chops wobbling he continues to walk dee dee dragging him across the stage..
“oh fuck where am I..... er um the three winners are” Daz
@Mawsley
@Chris K
@Arawn1975!
Dermott looks into the camera
"The three winners all win a prize but what could they be...back tonight with a special program.... take it away, Elvis"
Well, it's one for the money two for the show
Three to get ready now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well you can do anything but
Lay off of my blue suede shoes
the crowd goes crazy Dermott smiles sue Perkins smiles @daz_app holds his head
back tonight with the winner about 10.30pm-ish people
