ring riiinnnnng riiiinnngg
"who you calling stu" liz
"Dermot its gone international" me
"oh Jesus where is he now" liz
click
"Love me tender, love me true
All my dreams fulfil"
"hello Dermott can you here me"
"For my darling, I love you
And I always will"
"STU me old ballsack how are you, buddy" Dermott
"thank-you thankyou very much uh hu"
"Dermott where are you" me
"wwweeellllll I'm flying over you as we speak" dermott
"really where you jetting off too" me
"not strictly jet more rocket the planet had a bug going about so I got a lift on musks rocket to the international space station Elvis is here"
"the Elvis.... isn't he dead" me
"naaaa he's doing ok been here a while though, think he likes it, so, me old mate you want me to host a show" Dermott
"the thought kinda passed" me
"sure thing kid we will be splashing down soon text you then...take it away Elvis wooohooo"
"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine"
click
we have Dermott