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the vapesmarter and alfie regulated mod, case, box driptip full monty giveaway

Just to stop your fears when the giveaway is complete here is the process which is the process I use for items I sell

the mod and everything else is cleaned and sanitised

the parcel is packed I wear gloves

its sealed then its stored for 48hrs away from the house

then it’s posted on a 3-4 day delivery

the virus lives up to 48hrs on cardboard 72 hours on plastic in Clinical conditions

I ask all customers to sanitise the box when arriving then if they are worried store the unopened box for another 2 days before use

sorted it’s common sense I follow universal precautions as I’ve been doing this for 21 years

Stu and Alfie

continue please

so you dont recommend kissing said box and taking it to the bedroom?
 
so you dont recommend kissing said box and taking it to the bedroom?

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Entering to win this magnificent prize, but no doubt I'll get all excited as Dermot does the draw and Stu only tags me to take the piss.

Cheers @vapesmarter and Alfie
 
1. Abujee
2. Bergkamp
3. ninjazx6
4. BigBadBubbage
5. Social Misfit
6. Frogprince
7. Tazd
8. Jon The Vape
9. rew
10. Lene
11. Chris K
12. WaitFor1t88
13. John R
14. shale84
15. BigCloud
16. Banjostring
17 doggystyle
18. Rickster
19. BULLDOG1964
20. oORobOo
21. gary68
22. Mammo
23. wraith
24. Mitz
25. Red5
26. RuiG
27. Arawn1975!
(twat section)
28. nwhornet *
29.mattyk2110 *
30.iqon *
31. Vaporz1
32. speedfreek67
33. RAPTOREX
34 tony68
35. Jaffacakes
36. Leeren666
37. Johnny Ace
38. Major Hazzard
39. MiscoDatt
40. rj267
41 muttydog
42. Gitchy
43. MHL
44. Cozy
45. Paulw
46. JoeMac
47. Hooch
48. Cheltenham cat
49. Nucleus
50. adm
51. Martin Dadley
52. bear72
53. LordOdin
54. MrDJ
55. Daz_app
56. ForestMagpie

Best giveaway ever! What a wonderful gesture.
 
"who are you on the phone too" liz

"guess" me

"really I thought he had shut down like the rest of them" liz

"it's ringing international where is he" me

"oh god, where has he got to now" liz



rinnnng rinnnng rinnnng

"Good evening" an American voice on the phone

"er can I speak to Dermot please" me

a long pause

"let me transfer you hold the line"

music on hold plays its Greensleeves

rinnng rinnnng rinnnng rinnnng

"Dermot speaking"

"Hi Dermot" me

"STU! me old scrotum burger how ya doing buddy" Dermot

"I'm good Dermot there is a bit of an echo there where are you" me

"cant say shhh" Dermot

"what?" me

"ok ok who tracks Santa at xmas" Dermot

"er Norad" me

"bingo buddy bingo it's nice here very er deep lots of people in white coats like being in rehab again Meghan and Harry say hi to Alfie, anyway stu baby what gives"

"fancy doing a show" me

"hmmmm could be tricky hmmm sod it lets do a remote one ant and dec did it it was a bit shite but I'm a pro" Dermot

"sounds great" me

"no worries buddy keep it real and all that got to dash there playing a new film in a bit call me soon and we can get the feeds going etc"

"thankyou Dermot"

"stay safe stu man"

click




we have dermot......remotely
 
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