Vape Burps?

[greenbrucelee]

Farts n burps better out than in which I always say to my mother.

 

[3dj]

Did you know that by burping in your wife's ear while she is asleep guarantee's her a night of nice dreams.
Farting can also be used if you can't feel a burp coming on.

 

[Kezza1.0]

Not at all but im sure someone will rub your back to help ease your pain..... seriously though, are you slipstreaming?

Is slipstreaming of a similar ilk to teabagging and spacedocking?

 

[Kezza1.0]

When I was a smoker, after my first smoke of the day I always needed a dump and sometimes it was almost instantaneously. It was annoying if I had to go to the shops to buy some tabs and run to a public toilet. I never did work out why. Never happens with vaping

Handy superpower, that. Almost worth having a f*g...

 

[Kezza1.0]

I was/still am the same.

No morning poopie for me until I've had a five minute vape though

Traffic on Bourneville Boulevard is always at a standstill until vape and coffee time.

 

[Kezza1.0]

Did you know that by burping in your wife's ear while she is asleep guarantee's her a night of nice dreams.
Farting can also be used if can't feel a burp coming on.

Does this work for all wives, or just your own?

 

[3dj]

Does this work for all wives, or just your own?

Most.

 

[kriskent]

Is slipstreaming of a similar ilk to teabagging and spacedocking?

You need to put your lips firmly around the tip and suck..... something ive perfected, wait! What am I talking about again?
Ah yes, any gaps between your lips and tip allows you to draw in external air flow and doesn't give you good suction... lost track of thought again......

 

[greenbrucelee]

Handy superpower, that. Almost worth having a f*g...

Trust me its not funny when the nearest public loo is oposite the shop that all the nice looking birds go in and you have to try to walk past without looking like you are going to sh!t yourself.