Vape shop hipster blaggers....

[Mr.Motivapr]

I know I am considered older than Dust, rightly so I suspect, but I really can't handle being called "Bruv" or whatever by someone old enough to be my Grandson. It happened recently when I was waiting for Carol who was having her eye test and a few doors down was a Vape Shop. I was only looking in their window!!! This Bearded Dickhead appeared and started trying to engage me in conversation.

"You got one of them Billet Box things then Bruv, what you need is a decent Mod and RDA"

Do I?

"Yeah Bruv them Billet Boxes is old news innit!"

Are they?

"Yeah Bruv, people is getting rid an buying powerful Kit these days"

Interesting. I wonder why that should be?

"Yeah Bruv people wants clouds and shit now!"

Ah well, I like what I am getting from this old hat thing so that's good enough for me

"Yeah Bruv, I expect you ain't too up on whats around nowadays? Maybe get on a forum or a facebook group coz them are well wicked"

Thanks, I will.


Makes me wonder sometimes. Now, where's my Bathchair and Cane?

Surprised that he even recognized the Billet Box mate

 

[Rob]

So was I to be honest!

 

[TheLiqidator]

I know I am considered older than Dust, rightly so I suspect, but I really can't handle being called "Bruv" or whatever by someone old enough to be my Grandson. It happened recently when I was waiting for Carol who was having her eye test and a few doors down was a Vape Shop. I was only looking in their window!!! This Bearded Dickhead appeared and started trying to engage me in conversation.

"You got one of them Billet Box things then Bruv, what you need is a decent Mod and RDA"

Do I?

"Yeah Bruv them Billet Boxes is old news innit!"

Are they?

"Yeah Bruv, people is getting rid an buying powerful Kit these days"

Interesting. I wonder why that should be?

"Yeah Bruv people wants clouds and shit now!"

Ah well, I like what I am getting from this old hat thing so that's good enough for me

"Yeah Bruv, I expect you ain't too up on whats around nowadays? Maybe get on a forum or a facebook group coz them are well wicked"

Thanks, I will.


Makes me wonder sometimes. Now, where's my Bathchair and Cane?

It sounds like there may be some sort of underground yts type training facility that's churning these boys out. I could mentally picture broski no1 and no2 in that conversation.

 

[Chris K]

I know I am considered older than Dust, rightly so I suspect, but I really can't handle being called "Bruv" or whatever by someone old enough to be my Grandson. It happened recently when I was waiting for Carol who was having her eye test and a few doors down was a Vape Shop. I was only looking in their window!!! This Bearded Dickhead appeared and started trying to engage me in conversation.

"You got one of them Billet Box things then Bruv, what you need is a decent Mod and RDA"

Do I?

"Yeah Bruv them Billet Boxes is old news innit!"

Are they?

"Yeah Bruv, people is getting rid an buying powerful Kit these days"

Interesting. I wonder why that should be?

"Yeah Bruv people wants clouds and shit now!"

Ah well, I like what I am getting from this old hat thing so that's good enough for me

"Yeah Bruv, I expect you ain't too up on whats around nowadays? Maybe get on a forum or a facebook group coz them are well wicked"

Thanks, I will.


Makes me wonder sometimes. Now, where's my Bathchair and Cane?

It definitely isn't you Rob!

Me and Ash few months back went in alittle tour of the Nottingham Vape shops (Checking prices, stock etc) to make sure we were still being competitive.

I've never been called Bruv so much in my life! Ash ended up walking out of one place as the 12 year old was just patronising and Ash has a pet hate about been called Bruv.

We never let on we worked in a Vape Shop, yet even an idiot should be able to tell that two guys, using Mech Squonkers that can't be bought from a shop won't really be interested in the latest stock coil Smok Cloud Bro kit.

 

[Rob]

Crazies are walking the Earth again @Chris K

 

[Rob]

On the outskirts of Peterborough there's a large Tesco Extra, in the main thoroughfare there's a Stall that sells Vape Gear. Yes they have all the usual suspects, but occasionally have a few interesting things. The Guy who usually runs this is a super Polish Guy who is REALLY into his gear. On a couple of occasions I have stopped and chatted with him and invariably he has always asked if he could take photos of whatever I have had with me at the time if it was something he hadn't seen before. Lovely Guy, never pushes it, always really engaging and a nice bloke to have a chin wag with.

There are some Good Uns out there, but they seem to be on the Rare side.

 

[MiscoDatt]

I know I am considered older than Dust, rightly so I suspect, but I really can't handle being called "Bruv" or whatever by someone old enough to be my Grandson. It happened recently when I was waiting for Carol who was having her eye test and a few doors down was a Vape Shop. I was only looking in their window!!! This Bearded Dickhead appeared and started trying to engage me in conversation.

"You got one of them Billet Box things then Bruv, what you need is a decent Mod and RDA"

Do I?

"Yeah Bruv them Billet Boxes is old news innit!"

Are they?

"Yeah Bruv, people is getting rid an buying powerful Kit these days"

Interesting. I wonder why that should be?

"Yeah Bruv people wants clouds and shit now!"

Ah well, I like what I am getting from this old hat thing so that's good enough for me

"Yeah Bruv, I expect you ain't too up on whats around nowadays? Maybe get on a forum or a facebook group coz them are well wicked"

Thanks, I will.


Makes me wonder sometimes. Now, where's my Bathchair and Cane?

I’m so glad you wrote this! I thought it was just me. I’ve not been into many shops but I can honestly say that, apart from one, I’ve always been spoken to like a "geezer" and had opinion thrown at me rather than be listened to.

Imagine waking into a hip coffee shop and the barista saying ‘nah mate you dun wan nunnathat flat white shit, you want dem massive beenz ennit bruv"

 

[TheLiqidator]

On the outskirts of Peterborough there's a large Tesco Extra, in the main thoroughfare there's a Stall that sells Vape Gear. Yes they have all the usual suspects, but occasionally have a few interesting things. The Guy who usually runs this is a super Polish Guy who is REALLY into his gear. On a couple of occasions I have stopped and chatted with him and invariably he has always asked if he could take photos of whatever I have had with me at the time if it was something he hadn't seen before. Lovely Guy, never pushes it, always really engaging and a nice bloke to have a chin wag with.

There are some Good Uns out there, but they seem to be on the Rare side.

The little shop I went to is like that, I've seen him explaining to people why a cheaper option might be better for them. The fact that he took this alien back speaks volumes too, i just took the mod not the tank but there is definitely not anything wrong with it other than it being an alien! He said he just took it back because the woman is in all the time and she wanted to swirch it to a vepresso one. I wonder id he called her sis when he took it back!

 

[Banjostring]

I know I am considered older than Dust, rightly so I suspect, but I really can't handle being called "Bruv" or whatever by someone old enough to be my Grandson. It happened recently when I was waiting for Carol who was having her eye test and a few doors down was a Vape Shop. I was only looking in their window!!! This Bearded Dickhead appeared and started trying to engage me in conversation.

"You got one of them Billet Box things then Bruv, what you need is a decent Mod and RDA"

Do I?

"Yeah Bruv them Billet Boxes is old news innit!"

Are they?

"Yeah Bruv, people is getting rid an buying powerful Kit these days"

Interesting. I wonder why that should be?

"Yeah Bruv people wants clouds and shit now!"

Ah well, I like what I am getting from this old hat thing so that's good enough for me

"Yeah Bruv, I expect you ain't too up on whats around nowadays? Maybe get on a forum or a facebook group coz them are well wicked"

Thanks, I will.


Makes me wonder sometimes. Now, where's my Bathchair and Cane?

Having met you @Rob, I'm quite surprised that you didn't take the opportunity to wind him up and tie him in knots to be honest. Just for sport, of course [emoji16]

 

[Jon The Vape]

I know I am considered older than Dust, rightly so I suspect, but I really can't handle being called "Bruv" or whatever by someone old enough to be my Grandson. It happened recently when I was waiting for Carol who was having her eye test and a few doors down was a Vape Shop. I was only looking in their window!!! This Bearded Dickhead appeared and started trying to engage me in conversation.

"You got one of them Billet Box things then Bruv, what you need is a decent Mod and RDA"

Do I?

"Yeah Bruv them Billet Boxes is old news innit!"

Are they?

"Yeah Bruv, people is getting rid an buying powerful Kit these days"

Interesting. I wonder why that should be?

"Yeah Bruv people wants clouds and shit now!"

Ah well, I like what I am getting from this old hat thing so that's good enough for me

"Yeah Bruv, I expect you ain't too up on whats around nowadays? Maybe get on a forum or a facebook group coz them are well wicked"

Thanks, I will.


Makes me wonder sometimes. Now, where's my Bathchair and Cane?

Was his name Dave Smok