Dave Scrotumburger looks out over the audience
its been a while, the last gig was in a war zone he shudders at the memory he walks back into to the control room fitting his mike back on.
“ok kids we are live in 5 mins live in 5 mins call in please”
“stage crew ready sound check please”
“Check thats all good here, cameras focus on your queue's call in”
the cameras swing around and focus all the crew are straight from the jungle, old hands...
“ok carol have we the contestants”
“yeah all 13 of them”
“what”
“13....of them”
“FFS 13? I THOUGHT IT WAS 70, JESUS DONT TELL DERMOTT”
the young lady next to dave starts the countdown
“GOING LIVE IN 5”
“4”
“keep it together kids camera 1 stage right”
“3”
“good-luck everyone”
“2”
“1”
the lights drop the audience settle.....
“From the bus depot Digbeth....the end of year big giveaway.....welcome your host Dermott O Turdbucket”
Dermott runs on stage the crowd goes crazy lights drop the teeth shine, woman faint, babies scream
“Thank-you, thank-you lets rock and roll bring on the contestants..."
@Sam's Saucy Juice Reviews
@rawhead
@Banjostring
@Leeren666
@ninjazx6
@Gitchy
@Badboybez
@dahut
@ianleeds
@Deaf Vaper
@Crewella
@Chris K
@BULLDOG1964
the contestants come on slowly,
@Crewella is last, a large shape appears Claude the camel strolls on with
@Crewella in full cow/camel gear riding between his humps
“a big hand to the many contestants and a big hand to the admin team of POTV
@Rob and
@junglist “
the cameras spin round to the balcony the team stand up and bow, as the lights shine on the audience
@daz_app has come dressed as a lady camel...Claude chewing on some hay sees
@daz_app there is a moment.... Claude moves and as quick as a flash he's on Daz, camel love happens....
The cameras zoom in....
“ladies and gentleman”
The final 2 are
@Crewella
@Banjostring
the crowd goes wild the contestants start to cry Claude and Daz are sitting next to each other having a vape
@Crewella starts firing her 45's, a drone hits the floor next to her...
“and the winner for 2018 is” dermotts teeth shine...
is
is
"Right after these messages"
who could it be, who could it be back in 5 guys and girls