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vapesmarters end of season xmas giveaway

Ooooo go on then, always need more storage, never have enough!

Great giveaway Stu, many thanks! :2thumbsup:

1. Sam's SJR
2. rawhead
3. Banjostring
4. Leeren666
5. ninjazx6
6. Gitchy
7. badboybez
8. Dahut
9. ianleeds
10. Deaf Vaper
11. Crewella
12. Chris K
 
1. Sam's SJR
2. rawhead
3. Banjostring
4. Leeren666
5. ninjazx6
6. Gitchy
7. badboybez
8. Dahut
9. ianleeds
10. Deaf Vaper
11. Crewella
12. Chris K
13. BULLDOG1964 Changed my mind Stu if thats ok and put my name in the hat just had a thought this will be handy for when iam away from home Thanks for the chance hope you have a great Christmas.....
 
It’s the big one

Tonight

Dermott is ready

Claude the camel may make a special appearance

Funny costumes

Lights sound music

13 contestants yeah ok not a big turn out...

So take your hand out that turkeys arse sit back have a vape and watch the draw unfold
 
Dave Scrotumburger looks out over the audience

its been a while, the last gig was in a war zone he shudders at the memory he walks back into to the control room fitting his mike back on.

“ok kids we are live in 5 mins live in 5 mins call in please”

“stage crew ready sound check please”

“Check thats all good here, cameras focus on your queue's call in”

the cameras swing around and focus all the crew are straight from the jungle, old hands...

“ok carol have we the contestants”

“yeah all 13 of them”

“what”

“13....of them”

“FFS 13? I THOUGHT IT WAS 70, JESUS DONT TELL DERMOTT”

the young lady next to dave starts the countdown

“GOING LIVE IN 5”
“4”
“keep it together kids camera 1 stage right”
“3”
“good-luck everyone”
“2”
“1”

the lights drop the audience settle.....

“From the bus depot Digbeth....the end of year big giveaway.....welcome your host Dermott O Turdbucket”

Dermott runs on stage the crowd goes crazy lights drop the teeth shine, woman faint, babies scream

“Thank-you, thank-you lets rock and roll bring on the contestants..."


@Sam's Saucy Juice Reviews
@rawhead
@Banjostring
@Leeren666
@ninjazx6
@Gitchy
@Badboybez
@dahut
@ianleeds
@Deaf Vaper
@Crewella
@Chris K
@BULLDOG1964


the contestants come on slowly, @Crewella is last, a large shape appears Claude the camel strolls on with @Crewella in full cow/camel gear riding between his humps

“a big hand to the many contestants and a big hand to the admin team of POTV @Rob and @junglist

the cameras spin round to the balcony the team stand up and bow, as the lights shine on the audience @daz_app has come dressed as a lady camel...Claude chewing on some hay sees @daz_app there is a moment.... Claude moves and as quick as a flash he's on Daz, camel love happens....

The cameras zoom in....


“ladies and gentleman”

The final 2 are













@Crewella













@Banjostring









the crowd goes wild the contestants start to cry Claude and Daz are sitting next to each other having a vape

@Crewella starts firing her 45's, a drone hits the floor next to her...

“and the winner for 2018 is” dermotts teeth shine...





is







is





"Right after these messages"

who could it be, who could it be back in 5 guys and girls
 
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the curtains open

the two finalists are sitting on stools

claude is lounging at there feet he's quite happy

Dermott walks on, a single spotlight follows him, dry ice flows across the stage

"Ladies......Gentleman.....Camels"

the music swells

"the winner of the end of the year 2018 giveaway is



is





is




@Crewella


the crowd goes nuts cheering, screaming.... a streaker appears on the stage heading for @Crewella with one swipe she catches him in the jaw Knockout..... Touchdown the crowd goes wild....

dermot raises his hands and looks straight into the camera

"Thank you, Thankyou, and thankyou all at POTV and remember as always"

the crowd join in

"LOVE MY MODS, THEN LIKE THEM, AND.......BUY ONE! GOODNIGHT"
 
Congratulations @Crewella ...bully for you! :yahoo::thumbup:

Now then, anybody know where that straightjacket got to....i think Stu has been on the funny stuff again! "NURSE!!!" lol! ;)

Top giveaway though Stu..amospherical 'nanas!
 
Oh maaaaan, second? [emoji22] Congratulations @Crewella, I'm sure you have prettier stuffs to put in it than me [emoji16] and thank you @vapesmarter for the opportunity to own a piece of your work for free [emoji106]
 
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