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[Coolie27]

No, no, No! Tits first you bugger, I ain’t no Slag! And don’t get me pregnant, I’ve got work in the morning!

 

[Deleted member 54254]

 

[John R Phillips]

Well, that’s all for today guys.
Tomorrow we’ll look at how to land safely, without shattering every bone in your body.

 

[John R Phillips]

You need to be lighter on your feet darlings, otherwise you won’t even get a five from Craig Revel Horwood

 

[John R Phillips]

Sorry sonny; they’ve cast someone else for “Every Which Way But Loose - The Early Years”

 

[andipandi]

 

[MHL]

Great thread @Mitz

 

[Frogprince]

"Look mom, no hands"

I cheated.

 

[Mitz]

FTFY

 

[Astral]

To be honest, I prefer Tetley.