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Mitz

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Winner will receive a £50 gift card code via pm for Prime Vapes. Gonna let it run for a week or so. Random name generator will decide the winner.

No list. To enter just post a self written poem. One entry per member. Can be as long or short as you like, and on any topic you like.

Best of luck!
 
Another very nice giveaway @Mitz # not - a - entry # from me as i was very lucky to win your last £50 voucher in your last giveaway.
Good all who enter :2thumbsup:
 
Here we go, I am not good at poems so don't laugh at me :)

I saw a giveaway today, so what would I say?
If it was for tanks, I would say no thanks.
If it was for batts, I would say I have enough of thats.
If it was for mods, I would say no odds.
But, it was for Prime so I would say their juices are sublime .
 
There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
Slipped on a rock
Broke his cock
And now he sells disposables for a fiver


*Not an entry I'm just bored
 
There is a good fellow called Mitz
Who has such enormous big tits
But way down below
He has nothing to show
Just a miniscule tiny wee dick
 
If you can vape with tanks and keep your virtue,

Or drip with Kings—nor lose the cotton touch,

If neither custard nor fruity flavours can hurt you,

If all men vape with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving lungs

With sixty seconds’ worth of sweet sweet flavour,

Yours is the box mod and everything that’s on it,

And—which is more—you’ll be a vaper, my son!
 
There once was a mod called Mitz
who said write me a poem that fits
and your prize could be Prime
which all of the time
is the best juice for all of your kits.
 
Always seeking. The mind does not rest.

I travelled to the land of my forebears. Birmingham.

Man of fame were rude, they did not converse.

Those from the East still knew hospitality,

Such gifts they bestowed upon me.

In a small corner of the bazaar, I found the old ways.

Metal smiths, great craftsmen, and potion makers.

Veni Vidi Vici! Legio X!

Now I have the elixir that I sought.

Roseus, ambrosia of the Gods.
 
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