Alfie & Terry's Secret santa mod giveaway

[kockeyedkitty]

Stu

TMI!

Oh wait til you get to know me lol

 

[kockeyedkitty]

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Love it lol!!!!
Shakea butt shakea butt shakea butt!!!

That's what we tell the cats and dogs when they do that lol

 

[Arawn1975!]

Too many bloody notifications! Argh!!

 

[rew]

 

[Arawn1975!]

I must say that it’s a testament to Stu’s work and craftsmanship that in the last 6 months this is the most names I’ve seen down on a giveaway.

 

[wraith]

 

[vapesmarter]

The dressing room is cold

Dermott sits and listens to the noise outside

“look I've played Hamlet at the globe I'm an actor......”

“ok I hear you put the suit on you was 30 years younger and 3 stone lighter back then fat boy”

“I'm an actooorrr..... I tell you an actor”

a gentle knock at the door

“hi Dermott now, remember your queues Santa will come on with his reindeer it will be a show for the kids”

Dermott looked at the producer his suit was shiny hair greased back

“it's a vape show everyone is over 18”

“I'm logging your concerns Dermott” he taps a finger to his forehead and walks out the room


the lights spin

powdered snow is blown across the stage

“tonight from the Digbeth ice rink, we bring you Alfie & Terrys secret Santa with your host DERMOTT O'TURDBUCKET ”


The crowd goes wild Christmas music echoes the snow gets stronger music swells

“jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way.......”


Dermot slides on and bows the audience go nuts

@daz_app has come dressed as MRS Christmas he flashes Dermott the mini skirt is a touch too short

Dermott waves and smiles

“welcome”

“do we want free shit”


“YES”

“I can't hear you do we want free shit”

“YYYYEEESSSS”

“let's get this show on the road”

Santa comes on with the full team of reindeer pulling a large slay on the slay is the golden globe of wonder in the globe the golden wonder tickets spin Dermott pauses and opens a door in the globe to pull out 3 tickets

“let's bring out the contestants”

a small crowd comes on the stage

1. @wonkyhorn

2. @Mr.Motivapr

3. @tony68

4. @kockeyedkitty

5. @Arawn1975!

6. @BULLDOG1964

7. @shale84

8. @AJT

9. @rew

10. @WASD in Blue

11. @Tootlevape

12. @DeeDee

13. @Banjostring

14. @Haze

15. @BigCloud

16. @gary68

17. @pixelhazard

18. @Jon The Vape

19. @Cozy

20. @Gitchy

21. @Bexvapes

22. @3dj

23. @WaitFor1t88

24. @Sam's Vape Reviews

25. @Vaporz1

26. @Snakebitex10

27. @Lucas James 27

28. @daz_app

29. @cliveh2

30. @Frogprince

31. @doggystyle

32. @Muttydog

33. @Mawsley

34. @JoeMac

35. @cheltenham cat

36. @oORobOo

37. @Leeren666

38. @jj87

39. @paulw

40. @Major Hazzard

41. @BigBadBubbage

42. @wraith

43. @tootingyoda

44. @red5

45. @MHL

46. @brightonvaper

47. @instantlady

48. @mattyk2010

49. @hol

50. @Mitz

the three finalists are



are



are






@DeeDee @Arawn1975! @pixelhazard


the finalist run out of the line up this, spooks the reindeer, who were chowing down on some straw rearing up they shoot off stage right......Santa starts screaming the audience starts screaming @rew slips on some reindeer poo and takes @3dj and @Cozy with him security rush on and slip, going arse over tit @daz_app by now is in full view of the cameras he goes over with the security, he opted to go commando for tonight's show, the cameramen zoom in on the good bits......


Dermott looks on shaking his head

"the winner of the 2019 Alfie and terry giveaway




is




is

“we will be right back with the winner after these messages........”



who could it be, has the shit really hit the fan this time..... is Santa ok......



back in 10

 

[vapesmarter]

im going to get a beer

 

[gary68]

FUUUUUCK

 

[vapesmarter]

awful publicity arse book photo

'cheers'