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All pervading Minion Farts...

Liath

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So, my lovely postie tapped on the door this morning, and having been accosted by my dogs, who went more mad than usual, got me to sign for my latest Vape Mail- with the words 'Something smells good...'

So, once I'd realised that as I'd just mucked out my stinking horse, and wasn't cooking anything, he wasn't talking about me, I guessed it must be my little package that smelt good (STOP IT! Perverts, the lot of you!!!)

Indeed it did smell good... and was quickly opened and examined.. all intact, and smelling sweet!

Minion Farts was accompanied by Crystal Menth, which I couldn't smell...

Clearo's were cleaned, seals broken and each lovely new liquid was decanted and left a while to steep.

I popped out whilst this was happening, mainly to resist the temptation to toot too soon, and on my return, the house smelt... well, like Minion Farts!

Since then I have (of course!) had a toot or several thousand, and thoroughly enjoyed it... but the smell pervades... seriously, EVERTHING smells or tastes of Minon Farts.. including the Crystal Menth :eyeroll:

As it happens I really like it... but I'm a little concerned- is this normal?!

I have of course checked the bottle for leaks- obvious and otherwise, and there are none to be seen- Postie is lovely but not renowned for being the most careful, so it was possible he'd sat on it or something... no evidence of any leaks and my Minion Farts, both the bottle and the clearo are currently residing in their own sealed box :lol1:

Are there other juices with similar 'air freshening' properties that I should be aware of?

Sorry for the long post- curse of touch typing... and for the lack of Boobs! ;)
 
Lots of juices will improve the smell around you. I was vaping something the other week and my OH thought I'd been baking. He was most upset to find no fresh cakes for him! On the other hand he says that my mom and pops 10forty smells like a gas leak and goes to check the boiler Everytime I get going on it!
 
Shit....Crystal Menth was one of the juices I was gonna give you :(

I have a couple of others so will let you have those instead :)

Will be dropped off Thursday AM as agreed :)
 
Awww, sorry to have spoilt your gift AndyC1971...:oops: I should have waited! Maybe I am a typical woman after all... just can't resist juice shopping it seems! :blondmoment:

Does Minion Farts REALLY pervade EVERYTHING in it's path? 'Cause frankly, if it does, I'm not going to buy any more- it's great, but I can live without smelling and tasting it constantly!!
 
Awww, sorry to have spoilt your gift @AndyC1971...:oops: I should have waited! Maybe I am a typical woman after all... just can't resist juice shopping it seems! :blondmoment:

Does Minion Farts REALLY pervade EVERYTHING in it's path? 'Cause frankly, if it does, I'm not going to buy any more- it's great, but I can live without smelling and tasting it constantly!!

I bought some recently, it's been steeping for a few days but I cant smell it... You've got me worried now though...
 
Mine is shut in it's box in the kitchen, with two shut doors and a pretty long hallway between it and me... and I can STILL smell it!

Maybe it's just 'one of those smells' for me... I seem to remember having a similar experience with multiple decomposing baby bunnies years ago... ahem... is that the time...?
 
I don't know what Minion Farts is but Mad Murdock's Radiator Pluid stinks to high heavens. Lovely smell and taste but I have had to lock in inside an air-tight container because I don't want to smell it constantly. No matter which room I put it in, it made the entire room smell of it. Every time I touched the bottle my hands would smell of it.
I jokingly said you need full hazmat gear on to handle it but it's not too far from the truth!
 
Maybe one of its elements is a scent like freesia - you know, one of those things some people can smell and some can't:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...d-of-complex-sensory-experiences-1468643.html

Not tried minion farts but as a semi new vaper I had been lying like a lounge lizzard watching a movie tooting away on a menthol and strawberry mix while the mrs was out and she noticed it strongly when she came in. Said it was pleasant and made a change from martin farts which is more normal so maybe I need some minion farts to disguise my own ones.

Interesting idea, vaping to hide the air biscuits.
 
I am often accused of blowing my vapour clouds directly at my GF/daughter as the banana seems to pervade the whole house(even more efficient than when I spilled petrol in the kitchen)Its the only flavour I have that will waft through the entire house(but as I only have 4 in total,not many to test)
 
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