Attys

[Mawsley]

Ima heading to the post office this morning. I’m pulling the ad before I go, so it’s last minute bargain time.

Crius II - was £12.50, yours now for a special thread closing sale price of £12.50
Morphe - was £15.00, now save pounds in weight by walking to collect it...or pay me £15.

You have but hours. What else are you going to do with your money? Spend it on sweets? Fritter it on chips and a Golden Girls DVD? Such a bloody waste. Send me your money and I’ll guarantee to spend it on debauchery and wanton abandon - or at least some petrol to get me to our local dogging hotspot.

Buy my shit.

 

[leftism]

Best. Bump. Post. Ever.

(But I can't buy your shit - sorry! )

 

[Mawsley]

True to my word, this thread has ended like a teen romance when one of you goes to a university far away and bangs the shit out of the rugby team in the pool table.

No, don’t. It was an urban myth you bloody fools, it never happened. I was never going out with Marc Almond.

The end.

 

[Michael jackson]

Buy the tigertech on 15th