Boris Johnson and Google Search.

["Misfit"]

@Social Misfit can you explain that one to a thicko? I get the bus. i get the kippers. But that one has flown right over my heard.

Number 3 on the list
ie Boris's favourite hiding place

 

[knome]

Number 3 on the list
ie Boris's favourite hiding place

What list?
Have worked out the hiding place but now you've introduced a mysterious fucking list.

 

[ForestMagpie]

What list?
Have worked out the hiding place but now you've introduced a mysterious fucking list.

"Mysterious fucking list" you mean like:
1: Thelma
2: Daphne
?
Oh shit, sorry, that's my "in the mystery machine" fuck list. As you were.

 

[Mawsley]

He's a prick

I've used my shit hot journo skillz to edit your post down to the salient point.

 

["Misfit"]

What list?
Have worked out the hiding place but now you've introduced a mysterious fucking list.

There is an NHS sign (Can you see it ?)
Which says
HOWEVER YOU MEASURE IT
KEEP 2M APART

1 BED
2 BENCHES
3 FRIDGES
4 CHAIRS

 

[ForestMagpie]

I've used my shit hot journo skillz to edit your post down to the salient point.

Excellent work sir!

 

[Crewella]

"Mysterious fucking list" you mean like:
1: Thelma
2: Daphne
?
Oh shit, sorry, that's my "in the mystery machine" fuck list. As you were.

The big question is ..... do you give a scooby?

 

[Mawsley]

Half a futon, one recliner garden deckchair, seventeen cushions from fucking Ikea, or the stack of Papa Johns boxes I've built up over the last eight weeks because the fucking tip hasn't been open and now there's a cunting queue.

 

[ForestMagpie]

The big question is ..... do you give a scooby?

Only if they get scrappy

 

["Misfit"]

Can you see this one lol