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[ForestMagpie]

Well now you're makin bacon

What me and miss piggy get up to in our spare time is snout to do with you. What we do we do with sty-le.

 

["Misfit"]

You will know that when the little trotters arrive
There will be no cure cos you will be penned in.

 

[ForestMagpie]

You will know that when the little trotters arrive
There will be no cure cos you will be penned in.

I won't be penned in, I will chop my way out.

 

["Misfit"]

She will be watching you like a hock
and don't think about bringing that chopper out
as she will make that rump tenderised.

 

[Crewella]

You're both telling porkies. And hogging the thread ...............

 

[ForestMagpie]

I know but everytime I taste her porky pie I end up scratching

 

["Misfit"]

Sorry to tell you but i think you have swine fever
I'm afraid it's the abattoir for you
All because you couldn't resist that ham end

 

[RAPTOREX]

Odd how those who jumped straight on the bandwagon, claiming the Scottish Health minister should resign, after she made security trips to a holiday home. Are so silent on the same abuses by a Johnson, Cummings and others. It's almost like we have different standard of this inept gov, than for everybody else. Surely not?

 

[Mr Ripple]

Odd how those who jumped straight on the bandwagon, claiming the Scottish Health minister should resign, after she made security trips to a holiday home. Are so silent on the same abuses by a Johnson, Cummings and others. It's almost like we have different standard of this inept gov, than for everybody else. Surely not?

It's not quite the same scenario though.
Did you read the article?

 

[Mawsley]

Except Corona which you are now able to share
They say you have to abstain from sex for 4 years at least

Married with kids - I've been pretty much abstaining for nineteen years.