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Borrow my ecig? You will need my finger

Niche market for the techy minded. It started with puff counters. Then computer download stats on your Vaping habits. As a battery powered device often with electronics there are many possibilities for this kind of rubbish. Flashing light shows. Radios. How about a mace spray for defence? Stun gun. Brolly. Vaping in the rain anyone ?
 
Stun gun? No thank you,they're illegal in the UK anyway :)
 
New phones are using fingerprint lock technology. Won't be long before it's super cheap with a CPU 1/4 of the size of a kick.. Possible and interesting, scary for sure, but I tape up my plug sockets in case 'they' watch me through them so you may tell I'm sceptical.

You could double it as a dictaphone/mic? Singstar with a Vamo.

Ooh, pressure triggered to sigh, say yum or giggle girlishly every time you you take a pull. Obviously which response you get will be dependant on what mood heat information is sent back to 'them' via your blue tooth finger print ID button...
 
shouldnt be to hard to make a box mod with a Pi Raspberry in it and have a small 2 inch LCD screen on the side giving all manner of info including built in thumb print reader .. and wouldnt cost much at all
 
Stun gun? No thank you,they're illegal in the UK anyway :)
Who knew? ;) I wasn't promoting the idea; hence 'this kind of rubbish'. Quite often the drive to add 'functionality' to any device can lead to silliness in my view is all I'm saying
 
I agree,I used to look at all the additional features added to smartphones & think...WHY? as all a fecking phone should do is enable you to call folks....then I got one,& I don't ever phone people,I use it as a portable PC,as a camera and as a storage device for transporting files.It has a barcode reader,I don't understand why,it loves to use up my bandwidth when I'm charging it,and as my ISP decided to offer unlimited cheaper than I was paying for fixed,I no longer care WHAT its doing when I'm not using it.It might well have a stun gun hidden in it,I won't need a stun gun so that's another useless app on my phone.I could have a phone with a "fingerprint reader" to protect it,that would result in my chucking my toys out the pram & jumping on it the first time it did the same as the "touchscreens" in the Job Center and refused to "see" my fingers.The Job Center security guard told me to leave as I was continually punching the fecking terminal trying to get the stupid system to acknowledge I wanted to change page,he nearly ended up sat on his fat arse nursing a broken nose but my GF insisted I left him alone & just left the JC.Technology for technology's sake is a total waste of money IMO,like building a car that does 250 MPH when the UK has a 70 MPH limit.
 
Who knew? ;) I wasn't promoting the idea; hence 'this kind of rubbish'. Quite often the drive to add 'functionality' to any device can lead to silliness in my view is all I'm saying

The butterfly effect! Who woulda guessed it would be you to bring us finger print enabled batteries. The joke backfired. How ironic.

At least we know who to blame when we are vaping through our eyeballs with cerebrally attached Eyevods in ten years time!
 
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The butterfly effect! Who woulda guessed it would be you to bring us finger print enabled batteries. The joke backfired. How ironic.

At least we know who to blame when we are vaping through our eyeballs with cerebrally attached Eyevods in ten years time!
Er...I'm not bringing us anything. What joke?
 
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